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Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: The hippo pushed him out.
Comedian: How does an elphant hide in a strawbery patch?
Strait Man: I don't know. How?
Comedian: He paints his tonenails red!
Starit Man: That would never work!
Comedian: Well, have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry bush?
Strait Man: No! Of course not!!!
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Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: The hippo pushed him out.
Last edited by Arkhemedes; Thursday 06-18-2009 at 10:29 PM.
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I gues it was a Hungry Hungry Hippo, and it wanted to keep all the apples for itself.
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Community SupporterHere's a two-fer:
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out burning forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.
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Originally Posted by Arkhemedes
What did the wet dragon say to the elephant?
Quit hogging the marshmallow.
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I wonder if Hippos and dragons get hairballs...
Hippos actualy do have hair. Its very short, and extreamly sparse, so they'd have to work at it to get a hairball.
Dragons only get hairballs if they eat something furry.
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Yep. And a Hippo's milk is pink.
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I have hair and i leveled. I have no hippo.
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I am at 99% to lv19. Someone throw some like goats at me and let me slay them for XP please.
Recruiting for a P&PG panel of writers who would write adventure / campaign hooks weekly. The idea is to spread the weight of the job around so the writers who sign on can choose specialty genres (Horror, Fantasy, etc). Your work would be featured on the home page and, of course, free for anyone to read and use. CLICK HERE if interested.
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Goats thrown, look out!
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Thank you it worked!
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