The level up thread!

[Windstar]

Oh man Tesral, you have a ball python and ya don't like lizards? They are both reptilian.

[MortonStromgal]

Indoor cats; Live longer, puke less, and don't bring in birds and lizards.

And as they get older they miss the literbox more...

[tesral]

Oh man Tesral, you have a ball python and ya don't like lizards? They are both reptilian.

Who said I didn't like lizards? It's "Lizards" I'm not fond of.

And as they get older they miss the literbox more...

Missy made it to 19, and she never missed.

[Arkhemedes]

Yeah, well I'm nearly 50 and I almost never miss!

[GoddessGood]

My beau's mom's cat (named Cat, strangely enough) pukes on the floor several times a week and has done so since a kitten. I am dumbfounded as to why they kept him, but somewhen in there she pulled up the carpets and put down a hardwood floor ... so it'd be easier to clean!

My cat does not miss the litter box. He expresses his displeasure with the management by leaving presents on the bed. (Yay! TMI)

No pics of mini-lion yet, his grooming appointment isn't for another couple of days. Suspect he will be an odd gray/black/white speckled lion and will probably prance. He is the soul of pretty, you see.

[Genesplicer]

No pics of mini-lion yet, his grooming appointment isn't for another couple of days. Suspect he will be an odd gray/black/white speckled lion and will probably prance. He is the soul of pretty, you see.

Cats always prance.

[tesral]

Except when they thud. My two tromping though the house sound like the charge of the Rohirrim.

[Genesplicer]

Not ours. I call him Ninja Kitty. He's solid midnight black, makes no noise, and has a tendancy to suddenly apear behind you if you turn around for a few seconds and then look back. Just sitting there. Stairing at you. With giant yellow eyes. Not blinking. We even started giving him collars with a little jinglely bell. No noise. I frick'n checked the bells before I by the collars. Slightest movement, they jingle. But not on him, cause he's NINJA KITTY!!!!

[Panthro82]

I call my friends cat Ninja or Chuck Norris because he is the same way. Jet black and he hides and pounces. Awesome cat. He sneak attacks their dog all the time.

[Genesplicer]

Yea, our cat will ocasionaly stalk the dog, but he won't attack. Despite the fact that the cat is only 1 or two pounds smaller than the dog, he just can't seem to hold his own when they get into a mock fight. The'll chase eachother around the house for a bit, then the cat will innevitably retreat.

[Arch Lich Thoth-Amon]

My friend has a cat with a serious mood swing disorder. I lovingly call it Sybil. Yeah, the name stuck.

[Panthro82]

oh Ninja cat can beat up my friends dog. Its funny to watch. He usually prefers to dive bomb the dog unsuspectingly and then dart off, jumping up high where the dog can't get to him and then repeat process.

[Arkhemedes]

My brother's cat Tommy is one big feline. You don't play with that cat. He'll draw blood every time. He can make a leap from a sitting position to the top of a seven foot bookshelf without blinking and is ferocious as a bobcat.

[Skunkape]

The most recent cat we had would hold a grudge when you picked at him. He'd way for up to two weeks before he'd get you back.

My son and grandson never learned. They'd pick at him till he'd get mad and then just continue to pick at him. Finally, he'd mrow, which was really evil sounding, get up and stalk away. Then about a week or so later, they'd be walking past him while he was laying on the floor and just as they got close to him, he'd jump up, run up to them and hit them with his paw and also try and bite them.

One time my grandson asked me why the cat attacked him and I told him, "Remember when you were picking on him last week, well he remembers too!"

I really miss that cat.

Oh and we have a zoo. An Austrialian Dingo, Minature Pincher, Prairie Dog, hairless Dumbo rat, Bearded Dragon and Red Rat snake.

[tesral]

Zak is the direct opposite, just as physical, but a total sweety, inch long fangs and all.