Space ... the most treasonous frontier.
These are the voyages of the Starship Alpha Complex, its unceasing mission to serve Friend Computer, to root out the Klingon Mutant Traitor menace, to seek out new worlds and new civilizations ... and to shoot them ... to boldly go where no clone has gone before!
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The Computer is your friend.
Trust no one.
Keep your phaser handy.