Everyone knows vampires won't enter a house uninvited, but nobody knows that wights can't commit a social faux pas, and that ghouls and zombies are dedicated sportsmen who throw young prey back and wait until it's bigger.
Originally Posted by gdmcbride
"On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
- Charles Babbage (1791 - 1871)