Little boxes in the handbook, Little boxes made of wood
Little boxes in the handbook, little boxes all the same
There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out for classes and they all look just the same.
And the people in the castles all belong to shiny classes
Where they were put in boxes and they came out all the same,
And there's clerics and there's rangers, and multi-classes
And they're all made out of shiny xp and they all look just the same.
And they all play in the dungeon and drink their magic potions,
And they all run after monsters and the monsters have hit points
And the monsters await people and then they play with them
Then they are put in boxes and they die out all the same.
(distorted from Malvina Reynold's Little Boxes)
Au gibet noir, manchot aimable, dansent, dansent les paladins
Les maigres paladins du diable les squelettes de Saladins.