Things you want to kill (in character)

[Ed Zachary]

Discuss...

[Farcaster]

The Teletubbies, bar none. For months on end I had to listen to the Teletubbies on in the background while my son was watching them. Luckily, he's moved on to watching other stuff -- for now. But, I still have their stupid "uh-ohs" and "bye-byes" stuck in my head.

Why would anyone want to kill a kender? They're so damn fun!

[Moritz]

What's a Kender? - Never mind, found it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kender

I never read those books.

Down with Jar-Jar!

[Ed Zachary]

The Teletubbies, bar none. For months on end I had to listen to the Teletubbies on in the background while my son was watching them. Luckily, he's moved on to watching other stuff -- for now. But, I still have their stupid "uh-ohs" and "bye-byes" stuck in my head.

For me it was Barney, the kids had him going non-stop. But as parents we forbid the teletubbies as a form of adult torture.

Why would anyone want to kill a kender? They're so damn fun!

They are the Teletubbies of the D&D world.

[Kilrex]

Jar Jar 4tl!

He singlehandedly ruined Episode 1. Plus my sister went around using his stupid voice for days.

[Farcaster]

I'm not so sure about that, Kilrex. Episode 1 was pretty bad all on its own. Although, I was very glad that he had a much reduced roll in the second and third movies. He had, what? A couple of lines between the both of them?

[PhishStyx]

Barney all the way; the voice, the horrible purpleness of it, the SONGS, GREAT GOD NOT THE SONGS.

Barney is like a Lovecraftian Deep One come to life in our own backyard.

I actually kinda like the Teletubbies. Barney is an insanity causing horror born of Dagon.

[Skunkape]

What, no all of the above?

[Kilrex]

Who would want to kill Ewoks? They are so cuddly... And probably only a CR of 1/8. Not fast or strong and reliant on others to set up their defense.

[PhishStyx]

Who would want to kill Ewoks?

Well, one would assume Stormtoopers.

[ghostwalker]

Meesa want Jar Jar Binks killed dead, dead, DEAD!
I don't have any experience with Teletubbies or Barney; I figure the Ewoks were just George Lucas being George Lucas (how many stupid, helpless alien races do you see in Star Wars, anyway? Even Chewbacca verged on being an imbecile. . .); Kenders are cool, unless you get someone playing them who just likes to mess with the other players--then the kender comes across as malicious. But Jar Jar. Ah, Jar Jar. That is one character who undoubtedly deserves to die.

[starfalconkd]

I said Jar-Jar, but what I actually meant is George Lucas.

[Kilrex]

I said Jar-Jar, but what I actually meant is George Lucas.

He is more annoying than Jar Jar. Gets my vote.

[Grimwell]

Kill them all!!!! All!!

[Skunkape]

Kill them all!!!! All!!

Ah, a kindred spirit, makes me feel all warm inside, or that's the fires of hell, I can be sure which!