Player Profiles: What is the Most Useful Information to You?

Ed Zachary · 07-19-2007, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by Farcaster

Damn it! I guess I need to rethink my whole life then. Who needs reality anyway? Reality sucks! Just look at all those "Reality" TV shows. Tell me which one of those doesn't suck.

Reality TV is as fake as Paris Hilton with a B cup.

**Skunkape** · 07-27-2007, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by Ed Zachary

Reality TV is as fake as Paris Hilton with a B cup.

When relating conversation to breast size, I prefer the term, artificially enhanced over fake, but that's a personal view.

Course, I don't watch reality TV either so...

**Skylon** · 07-31-2007, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Skunkape

When relating conversation to breast size, I prefer the term, artificially enhanced over fake, but that's a personal view.

Course, I don't watch reality TV either so...

If you're watching reality TV on HD would that be concidered artificially enhanced?

**PhishStyx** · 07-31-2007, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Skylon

If you're watching reality TV on HD would that be concidered artificially enhanced?

Only on a plasma screen.

**Moritz** · 07-31-2007, 04:37 PM

Genuine Imitation

**Farcaster** · 08-01-2007, 01:07 PM

My, my, my. From player profiles to breasts. Oh, how we digress.

**Moritz** · 08-01-2007, 02:27 PM

Sweet, include Breast Size on the player profiles! That should probably go on the poll too. I'll bet it'll beat out Distance to Member.

Wow, there's a few puns in that sentence.

Semaria · 08-01-2007, 03:20 PM

.B.

**Moritz** · 08-02-2007, 06:10 PM

You'd think the realization that there's actually a real live girl would make every boy here jump up and down and want to comment. But nooooooooo.

**TheYeti1775** · 08-08-2007, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Moritz

You'd think the realization that there's actually a real live girl would make every boy here jump up and down and want to comment. But nooooooooo.

Mainly cause the first thought going thourgh our minds probably weren't the cleanest.

Or like me didn't read the thread till about 10 minutes ago.

Originally Posted by Semaria

.B.

A size much in demand at the table I'm sure.

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Now back to the OP:

Distance / Availibility / Game looking for
are the 3 most important to me as far as group joining.

**Moritz** · 08-10-2007, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by TheYeti1775

Mainly cause the first thought going thourgh our minds probably weren't the cleanest.

Or like me didn't read the thread till about 10 minutes ago.

Yeah, I was really wondering why the thread died. My assessment was that all the nerds were like, "Oh god, there's a girl in here with us. Shhhhh, don't say anything, we'll sound really stupid." Then someone pipes up, "Yeah,, heh, a B cup, that's Beavis and Butthead sorta hawt. heh, heh, heh."

Love ya guys.

**rabkala** · 08-10-2007, 10:09 PM

I thought rule #1 of the internet stated: There are no real girls on the internet. I think we will need pictorial proof of this alleged B cup.

I hate to generalize, but many of the female gamers I have encountered are flighty, shallow, and somewhat irritating. I wonder why they game. The last two in my Wednesday group, a D and a C who left due to inter-party dating conflicts, I am glad to see go. There are a few 'true gamer chicks' who are amazingly sexy no-nonsense fun to be around hotness.

**Moritz** · 08-11-2007, 08:43 AM

Rule #2, all girl characters are actually 13-15 year old boys or men over the age of 35 who still live in their mom's basement and are wanting a lesbian experience - until proven otherwise.

I know two people (in my local gaming circle) who play nothing but female characters on CoH and NWN. Both have children and I wonder what their kids think about daddy dressing up like a girl.

**Grimwell** · 08-14-2007, 02:06 AM

I'll tell you why: In most online games you are looking at your avatars arse while you play... I'm much more interested in female arse.

My girls just think that the girls in daddy's games are pretty.

**Moritz** · 08-14-2007, 10:27 AM

So Grimwell, I'll ask this all in good fun. Just razzin ya.

Do you dress in women's clothing and turn your backside to a mirror to look at it?

And then of course every other guy who is pretending to be a girl is gonna hit on you for a lesbian experience. While all the guys that are dressed as guys trick themselves into thinking that you're a real girl and they'll flirt with you trying to get a little cyber action.