Then join the merry quest of slaughter, mayhem, and seduction with with Mithril Consults (name subject to change as leadership changes, if I can kill the player currently leading it!).
Join Adelia, (temporary!) leader of Mithril Consults, whose thirst for power is stronger even than her mind's ability to bend the powers of the Warp! Having single-handedly slain the captain of a pirate vessel, she led her group of fanatically-devoted warriors to take the vessel's command.
Join Ignatus the Scheming, who is much-loved (maybe feared) by the party for his tinkering, repairs, and many wonderous gadgets. More machine than man, this former techpriest can create nearly anything one could want, given the time. Of course, his Plasma Cannon of Doom probably makes it easier for him to remain neutral!
Join Hrothgar the Magnificent, Barbarian Pimp of the Screaming Vortex, a true follower of Slaanesh, whose depredations and acts of selfishness cannot be outdone. Mentally unstable and often on drugs, Hrothgar tends to charge into mêlée with his jump pack and wicked-awesome chainsword (Ignatus rocks!), usually biting off more than he can chew.
THE STORY SO FAR
On Kurse, Hrothgar and Ignatus joined Adelia's Mithril Consults, mostly because she happened to have a hundred loyal and useful followers. An old Chaos Marine by the name of Corbin gave the group a Book to complete some Dark Ritual of Chaos, and bring a prison planet into the hold of the Screaming Vortex. Having traveled on a pirate's ship, they ran across a merchant vessel, killed the captains of both ships during the looting, and took the pirate ship to Port Wander.
They helped a Lady D'Somer negotiate the peaceful separation of her followers into two groups (a slight victory compared to ALL of her followers leaving). Hrothgar fathered (at least) one half-daemon child with her before the group left, taking a prison transport towards their target, hopefully being discreet. Less discreet is Tiny Tim, Hrothgar's week-old child, now fully grown and captaining their pirate vessel.
ONLY SERIOUS APPLICATIONS BY MEN OR WOMEN OF PARTICULAR TESTICULAR (or ovarian, I guess =s ) FORTITUDE WILL BE CONSIDERED
ALL APPLICANTS MUST SACRIFICE 3 OR MORE CHILDREN AND THE SOUL OF A PIOUS INDIVIDUAL TO THE POWERS OF CHAOS BEFORE THEY WILL BE ALLOWED TO JOIN
AWESOME WILL BE PROVIDED
Last edited by Funkmaster Rick; 04-11-2012 at 04:27 AM.