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  • Love Firefly! Thanks for sharing, Thoth.

    11 68.75%
  • Firefly? Isn't that a bug? I don't get the poll.

    0 0%
  • I always wondered. Cool.

    1 6.25%
  • Oh, I got some more sayings. See below.

    0 0%
  • SciFi activity is always appreciated. Thanx Thoth.

    5 31.25%
  • I love that RPG.

    2 12.50%
  • I like that RPG.

    2 12.50%
  • Watched that RPG played. Always wanted to try it out.

    0 0%
  • Heard of that RPG. Never played it.

    4 25.00%
  • Firefly has an RPG?

    1 6.25%
  • I play the Firefly them with Traveller rules.

    2 12.50%
  • I play the Firefly theme with ??? rules. Se below for details.

    0 0%
  • When's Serenity II and/or more Firefly episodes being made/released?

    5 31.25%
  • Never heard of Firefly or Serenity. Appears I live in a Hobbit Hole

    0 0%
  • Participation Option for those that just want to participate in a poll.

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Thread: Firefly's 15 Best Chinese Curses (and How to Say Them). Enjoy!

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    Firefly's 15 Best Chinese Curses (and How to Say Them).

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    NOTE: List (see below) has been cleaned up a bit for the younglings on this site.

    15) Stupid Inbred Stack of Meat
    笨天生的一堆肉。・ BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO
    14) Cow Sucking
    吸牛 ・ Shee-niou
    13) A Baboon's...Flank (location specific)
    狒狒的屁眼 ・ FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen
    12) Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha
    真沒耐性的佛祖 ・ Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo
    11) Dog...Free spirit
    狗操的 ・ Go tsao de
    10) Panda Piss
    熊貓尿 ・ Shiong mao niao
    9) Frog-Humping Son of a...Female dog
    青蛙操的流氓 ・ Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng
    8) Stupid Son of a Drooling...Entrepreneur and a Monkey
    流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子 ・ Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze
    7) Have a...fodder-Throwing Contest with a Monkey
    跟猴子比丟屎 ・ Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se
    6) Filthy...Free spirits of Livestock
    喝畜生雜交的髒貨 ・ Huh choo-shung tza-jiao duh tzang-huo
    5) Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats
    羔羊中的孤羊 ・ Gao yang jong duh goo yang
    4) Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews
    我的媽和她的瘋狂的外甥都 ・ Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung
    3) Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my... Arse
    太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股 ・ Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo
    2) The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant
    大象爆炸式的拉肚子 ・ Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze
    1) Holy...Golfball Tuesday
    神聖的睾丸 ・ Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN

    Personally, I always kinda wondered what they were saying.

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    Last edited by Arch Lich Thoth-Amon; 12-31-2010 at 05:48 PM.
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    Do you put a poll on all your threads Toth!?

    Either way, AWESOME!
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