THE TEN HOUSE RULE COMMANDMENTS
I. Thou shalt not play Lawful Evil, Neutral Evil, or Chaotic Evil, lest ye succumb to party kills.
II. Thine critical rolls are automatic critical, thy needst not confirm.
III. Thine natural 1ís are automatic failures, thy consequences shall follow.
IV. Monks are right out.
V. Creatures who have suffered half of their hp lost shalt not need to make Fortitude saves.
VI. A die that rolls off the table shalt be re-rolled.
VII. All rolling shalt be done in public of all players, excepting the DM when he deems it.
VIII. Thou shalt not quote Monty Python, ever.
IV. If thy roleplays well, thou shalt not ask for XP, for it will be given as I deem fit.
X. A creature that hast lost half its hp is in shock, and thus incapable of moving, for one round.
Most of the people I DM for are newbs.
I am the very model of a nineteenth centíry historian, I have information Lincoln, Polk, Jacksonian. When it comes to US battles I am very full of trivia, From Montezuma to the shores Algeria. Roosevelt I envy for his awesomeness, Coolidge I disdain for his shamefulness. My forte urban and Michiganian, I am the very model of a nineteenth centíry historian.