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    Can we make the sun god happy please?

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    As we all know the great aztecs sacrificed people to the sun god so it would stop being so friggin hot (I would imagine that was their motive...hopefully they didn't do it out of boredom...)

    Anyway this giant burny bastard in the sky is really annoying when you...do...just about anything that involves being somewhere the giant burny bastard can see you. Like the annoying guy at work who always hits on you...I can relate.

    Anyway I'm not attempting to incite murderous rampages through the streets but who do you think we could sacrifice to "el burno stinko" to make winter come earlier?

    My vote goes to Kevin Bacon...

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    Try living in Texas my friend. You'll appreciate the weather in Indiana.
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    I'm actually in Louisiana right now...and working Construction...so I feel it guy.

    The Indiana part of my profile is because I'm moving back soon and it's just not worth it to go and change it and get anyone in Slidell LA's hopes up about a game.

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    Ah. I see. So you are roasting like the rest of us!
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    Affirmative.

    And after we get K. Bacon I say we send Sarah Palin.

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    Hey, i'd do Sarah. She is one hot middle-aged gal. That aside, moving to Texas soon, San Antonio area. Anyone want to start thinking about getting together a WFRP, Traveller, Gamma World, or even a 1 or 2E dnd, epic campaign encompassing all the 30 classic modules, let me know.

    Hey Soft Serve, you do realize that there are gamers on these boards that actually live in states that have real deserts, right? That equates to real heat, and none of this boo hoo whine and complain about a 75 degree day nonsense.

    Bring it on, Softy, Let's see what you got!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thoth-Amon View Post
    Hey, i'd do Sarah. She is one hot middle-aged gal. That aside, moving to Texas soon, San Antonio area. Anyone want to start thinking about getting together a WFRP, Traveller, Gamma World, or even a 1 or 2E dnd, epic campaign encompassing all the 30 classic modules, let me know.

    Hey Soft Serve, you do realize that there are gamers on these boards that actually live in states that have real deserts, right? That equates to real heat, and none of this boo hoo whine and complain about a 75 degree day nonsense.

    Bring it on, Softy, Let's see what you got!

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    Tomorrow it's going to be 96F. I'm going to be outside pouring concrete for $9 an hour for 8 hours.

    I don't care about Arizona.

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    Bah on appeasing the Sun. All He gives us is light and the base energy source for the planet. We dun need Him~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soft Serve View Post
    Tomorrow it's going to be 96F. I'm going to be outside pouring concrete for $9 an hour for 8 hours.

    I don't care about Arizona.

    $9 a hour? I could work at the local air conditioned supermarket for $9.15 to start packing bags and stocking shelves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark View Post
    $9 a hour? I could work at the local air conditioned supermarket for $9.15 to start packing bags and stocking shelves.
    Exactly. But It's the only job I got and it's getting me closer to moving back up North where the sun god can choke and die for all I care. But while I'm here stuck in little france (New Orleans) where they had 4 murders in 12 hours, I'm going to make the best of it, try not to offend ANYBODY, and work my @ss off to get back home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soft Serve View Post
    Tomorrow it's going to be 96F. I'm going to be outside pouring concrete for $9 an hour for 8 hours.

    I don't care about Arizona.
    Okay, i'm going for the rabbit punch: I worked days in 128 degree weather in the deep deserts of California. 96 degrees? Wimp!

    Don't forget to bring a jacket.

    Thoth is choosing to disregard Softy's Arizona crack.

    All kidding aside, pouring concrete for $9.00/hr for 8 hrs in 96 degree weather does suck. You have my sympathies, Soft Serve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thoth-Amon View Post
    Okay, i'm going for the rabbit punch: I worked days in 128 degree weather in the deep deserts of California. 96 degrees? Wimp!

    Don't forget to bring a jacket.

    Thoth is choosing to disregard Softy's Arizona crack.

    All kidding aside, pouring concrete for $9.00/hr for 8 hrs in 96 degree weather does suck. You have my sympathies, Soft Serve.

    If you knew who I was working for you'd feel like donating cash to a relief fund. My mom's redneck boyfriend who is obnoxiously loud and obviously simple. He has a way with words that makes you want to bury his feet in concrete and dump him in Lake Pontchartrain. The issue there being that while you poured the concrete on his feet he'd b*tch about how you were doing it wrong...


    I'd put him up for Sun-God pleaseing but I don't think the sun-god would be very pleased...

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    Ah yes that wretched day star. I'm not sure who brought that plague on us. It hasn't quite started scorching my area yet, but I can sense its planning something.

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    See Soft, just goes to show that you should have stayed in PA. Although, Latrobe still ain't the same as living out in the country.

    Also, speaking of deserts, when I was over in Saudi in 91, it would be the high 90s to 100s during the day and drop to the low 40s and 30s during the night. I feel for ya Soft. Also another reason for not tossing the "boss" into the lake P, is that it would be your luck that you would get nailed for poluting.

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    Sure is nice here in the Seattle suburbs. It's 59 degrees here right now. Our high will be 73 today. Eat your hearts out.

    Of course, around here we sacrifice to the sun god all winter hoping to see him once or twice instead of getting rained on for 6-7 months straight, but that's another story entirely.

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