I saw this picture once of Tony Stewart(nascar driver) wearing a t-shirt that said "I failed drivers ed"
"In time of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head" M. Antoinette-From Robert Asprin's book Another Fine Myth
Q: How many Call of Cthulhu players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them, because you never, EVER split the party!
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can change, and the weaponry to make the difference.