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    The Never Ending Sentence.....

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    Okay, we're going to give this one a try and see what happens. The object here is to create the run-on sentence from hell. Very simple - just write one word or as few words as possible to create a sentence that never ends. Obviously we want to ovoid any punctuations such as : . ! and ? which would bring our sentence to an abrupt and screeching halt. But if some jerk-wad decides to do so anyway - no problem - just start another sentence. And, of course, crude side comments are welcome and even encouraged. Here's the first word:

    "The...
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    ...jerk-wad really...

    <Good stuff, Arkhemedes. Hilarious potential, high.>
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    <Wow, this thing has taken off like a lead balloon. (Utter disappointment beginning to set in.) Seems like an easy enough thread for people to score points on. Maybe if I just nudge in the right direction - picking up where Thoth left off...>

    ...who started this thread...
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    ...shaved his butt and learned how to walk backwards...
    Thoth-Amon, Lord of the Underworld and the Undead
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    <Alright, now we're getting some where!>

    ...but couldn't stop...
    "Plan?...There ain't no plan!" - Pigkiller

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    ...er, um, sniffen' all the local fire hydrants...
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    ...which reminded him so much of...
    "Plan?...There ain't no plan!" - Pigkiller

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    ... his long lost robot friend, Billy, who much like the fire hydrants was painted fire-engine red and spoke little...
    There is no path, traveler; the path is made by walking.
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    ...Russian, but this was not a problem because...

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    ...full and compleate access to...

    "I don't pretend to have all of life's answers, but I do pretend to be a space man." - Unknown (can't remember source)
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    ...a very collectable sets of...

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    were used to kill 14 of the worlds most famous...

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