Reply With QuoteHMMM... I don't know about cereal but how about a sports drink? VooDoo Doll Drought It even comes with its own (a-hem) straw.
This is hilarious, i'll play along. See below...
This is hilarious, Thoth. I'll be lurking this thread.
Very cool. Thanks to Arkhemedes and Soft Serve for the inspirational help
Just what the Cleric ordered for Wednesday morning.
Oh, i got some great ones for <insert humanoid race here>
Oh, i got some great ones for <insert monster race here>
I worship immortal chickens.
Immortal chickens, ha! I use their feathers for my pillows.
I worship immortal Liches.
Immortal Liches, never cared much for the smell of grave rot! legend in his own mind.
My vote goes to tesral releasing his complete rpg system on P&PG, that would be so awesome!
I admit it. Poll junkie here. I need help. <raises hand>
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Gamer's Cereal, lets think of some great names for it...
Gamer's Cereal, lets think of some great names for it...inspired by Arkhemedes and Soft Serve found on these boards. Thanks to both of you for my epiphany for this thread. You both deserve some of the credit.
We are all aware of some great cereals of the past, like Cookie Crisp, Kapn, Krunch, Count Chocula, Franken Berry's, and so on.
So here is how this thread works: I want everyone to come of with some gamer-themed names for breakfast cereal. I care not which rpg you use for your inspiration, just use that inspiration and share what you come up with with the rest of us.
Just go crazy, everyone. I don't even care if it would be a great name for a cereal that would encourage Goblins, or Orcs to eat it. You're the marketer, and you got to sell it to <insert humanoid/monster race here>. What clever name would you put on the cereal box?
Here's my first suggestion: Dwarven Treasure. It looks like Kapt. Krunch except their are golden coins and colored gems to be found within. Yeah, i know, kinda weak. My challenge to all of you: Best my idea!
Sports/Breakfast drinks are fine too. Thanks spotlight, for your suggestion.
What share you?
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Once you know what the magician knows, it's not magick. It's a 'tool of Creation'. -Archmagus H.H.
The first step to expanding your reality is to discard the tendency to exclude things from possibility. - Meridjet
HMMM... I don't know about cereal but how about a sports drink? VooDoo Doll Drought It even comes with its own (a-hem) straw.
Sure, Life IS like a bowl of cherries, but how SWEET they are depends on how much crap your willing to take to fertalize your DREAMS. Michael L. Cross
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Obviously targeted towards the undead, witch, and necromancer crowd.Originally Posted by spotlight
Once you know what the magician knows, it's not magick. It's a 'tool of Creation'. -Archmagus H.H.
The first step to expanding your reality is to discard the tendency to exclude things from possibility. - Meridjet
Gnome Nuggets?
There is no path, traveler; the path is made by walking.
-Antonio Machado
Community SupporterHmmm...How about Melons and Marshmallows - the cereal for mind flayers!
(btw, couldn't decide how to vote - so I went with everything!)
"Plan?...There ain't no plan!" - Pigkiller
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Merrow Mellows.
(Merrow are Aquatic Ogres. I opened my MM and said "whatever I find I'm targeting" and I found them on 199 so there you go.)
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Vampire Spawn.
hmm...
How to target a Vampire Spawn...
Do you wake up out of your coffin, look at yourself in the mirror (to no avail) and sometimes find you've got a bit of human flesh in your teeth? Are your victims in the night hiding away from your face in fear of being eaten, or in fear of your nasty breath? Try this new Bloodpaste. It helps fight the rotting smell of morning breath, which could literally wake the dead!
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Goblin Gruel, for those cold mornings when your get up and go has got up and gone!
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Fire Giant Flamethrower Sauce
For that cajun invasion into your boring, spiceless, foodstuffs.
Orkie-O's (excuse the spelling)-made from the ground bones of specially selected adventurers. No cheap halfling fillers! Now with more ground elf than ever before!
LEVEL UP cereal! For that gamer who needs a +3 boost to their day!
GURPS Cereal. Stays crunchy even in milk.
Fiddly Bits.
Community SupporterRaisin Brains - another fine cereal for mind flayers
"Plan?...There ain't no plan!" - Pigkiller
Cinnamon Bones Crunch
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Goblin Gobs.
Marshmallow filled chocolate pieces that turn your milk brown!
(admitedly this one is more targeted at children...Much like cigarettes.)
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