Classic Comercials (At Thoth's request)

[Genesplicer]

At Thoth's reguest: Classic comercials!! Such as The Taco Bell dog, The Were's the Beef Lady, etc...

Just Like on Demolition Man, this Thread is wall to wall mini-tunes.

So come on! Share! You Know you want to.

For me: The clapper!!!

[Arch Lich Thoth-Amon]

Cant recall the one-liner, but this beer commercial was hilarious.

I love the one where a man, home alone, is drinking beer and watching tv. Well, he spills his beer on one of his wife's magazines, so as not to waste it, he slurps it up from the middle of the magazine. Of course, timing couldn't be worse, and while slurping it up, wife and mother-in-law come in and give him the worst look, evaar. Hilarious.

i swear i didn't see the ending coming. I about spit out my drink laughing so hard.

[yukonhorror]

the radio commercials for bud light's greatest men in history.

Of those, my absolute favorite, the inventor of the taco salad.

It has got meat, cheese, sour cream, guacomole, chips, refried beans, salsa, and a little bit a lettuce. Is it good for you...???


Of course it is... it's a salad.

[Genesplicer]

Dominos Pizza: The Noid!!!

[Arch Lich Thoth-Amon]

I learned how to spell bologna with those classic bologna commercials from the 70's.

How did it go(Thoth recollects)?

My bologna has a first name, it o-s-c-a-r
My bologna has a second name, its m-a-y-e-r
so i love to eat it every day
and if you ask me what i'll say
oscar mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a

Ha, from memory! Thoth probably remembers it because he hated that commercial whenever it came on.

[jade von delioch]

i don't think the taco bell dog counts as classic.

Classic for me is the old Hans Ketchup commercials were the guy would set up a bottle on the edge of the empire state building, run all the way down to a hotdog stand, get his dog, and then hold the hotdog under the exact spot where the ketchup would land seconds later.

[Arkhemedes]

the radio commercials for bud light's greatest men in history.

Of those, my absolute favorite, the inventor of the taco salad.

It has got meat, cheese, sour cream, guacomole, chips, refried beans, salsa, and a little bit a lettuce. Is it good for you...???


Of course it is... it's a salad.

Would that be like the 'real men of genius' commercials? Such as:

"Mr. Stadium scoreboard marriage proposal ma-a-a-an."

They may not be classics but they sure are funny.

[Harwel]

Budweiser's "Hockey Falls" and "Bubble Boy Hockey League" commercials during the 90's were classic. I suspect I may be the only hockey fan on this forum that knows what I'm talking about though.

If only they could make a beer half as good as their advertising, it might actually be drinkable.

[Baron_Samedi]

It isn't a classic, but its definitely my favourite...

The Snickers Historical Recreation group...

The Viking...The Pilgrim...Caesar...The Samoan...Henry VIII

Alas, my love, you do me wrong, to cast me off discourteously....Green Sleeves.....
Perfection....

[Harwel]

it isn't a classic, but its definitely my favourite...

The snickers historical recreation group...

The viking...the pilgrim...caesar...the samoan...henry viii

alas, my love, you do me wrong, to cast me off discourteously....green sleeves.....
Perfection....

FEEEEAAAST!!!!!

Snickers had some great ones.

Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountains
And waterfalls of caaaaaramelll....
Prancing nougat in the meadow
Sings of a song of satisfaction
Toooooo the wooooooorld

[yukonhorror]

yes, real men of genius.

I guess not classic, but memorable.

Ok classic, the first got milk commercial. The one where the guy is in the aaron burr museum, gets called by the radio station to ask who shot alexander hamilton, but the dude ate a peanut butter sandwich with no milk, and the guy couldn't hear what he was saying over the phone.

Got Milk?

I also miss the bud bowl commercials

[Oldgamer]

"I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper, don'tcha wannbe a Pepper too?" .... Dr Pepper

"Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is" ... "I can't believe I ate the whoooole thing" .... Alkazeltzer

"Who wears short shorts?" ... Nair

"Ancient Chinese secret ..." ... Calgon

"He likes it, hey Mikey! He likes it! He really really likes it!" ... Life cereal

"I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony. I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company ..." Obviously not Pepsi

"Softens hands while you do it ..." Palmolive

"Two all beef patties, special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame bun." ... McDonald's Big Mac

"Never had it, never will, hahahahahaha" ... 7-Up

"Finger lickin' good!" ... KFC

[Genesplicer]

What about Spot, living red dot off the 7-Up can. He actualy had his own Nintindo game. It was a huge bomb, but he's the only comercial mascot I can think of that got his own video game.

[yukonhorror]

the noid had his own video game. Actually, I really like the spot game. It was just a game similar to othello or go (in context), but it was fun.

[Sascha]

What about Spot, living red dot off the 7-Up can. He actualy had his own Nintindo game. It was a huge bomb, but he's the only comercial mascot I can think of that got his own video game.

the noid had his own video game. Actually, I really like the spot game. It was just a game similar to othello or go (in context), but it was fun.

So did Chester Cheetah, twice (Chester Cheetah: Wild West Quest, Chester Cheetah: Too Cool to Fool). And the Burger King, too.