oh thought of another one. So my group had just started playing 2nd. we were all new to the game. One character had gotten hurt so our druid Steven) went and started a fire so that he could make a poltice to help heel the character. Now the week before we had had a discussion about equipment being used that was not on our equipment list. So the DM asked steven what he was boiling the water in. Steven looked on his equipment list and found out he didn't have anything to boil water in. So he told the DM he was going to boil water in his hands. The DM made him roll a D20 3 times and he rolled a 20 all 3 times!!!! So the DM let it stand. Needless to say at the next town he bout a pot.
Q: How many Call of Cthulhu players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them, because you never, EVER split the party!
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can change, and the weaponry to make the difference.