Reply With QuoteFunny list, thanks for posting, korhal23.
I only did a real cursory check for this, but I didn't see it posted here. So here it is.
1400 Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do During An RPG
My personal favorites:
306. Chaotic Evil dieties do not have hymnals.
607. A N-Scale tuba player is not an appropriate miniature for my gnome bard.
880. Searching the dead PC for spell components is ok. Using him for spell components is not.
Pretty amusing. It's like the Skippy's List of RPGs.
Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn."
Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."
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Funny list, thanks for posting, korhal23.
Thoth-Amon, Lord of the Underworld and the Undead
Once you know what the magician knows, it's not magick. It's a 'tool of Creation'. -Archmagus H.H.
The first step to expanding your reality is to discard the tendency to exclude things from possibility. - Meridjet
Yeah, good job, plus, word of advice, killing another PC's character in game does not then mean that you can lay claim to his woman and property in real life...
97. My one wish cannot be 'I wish everything on this piece of paper was true'
107. There is no such game as Wereshark the Buffet.
278. Anything the DM has to ponder the full impact of for more than a minute is forbidden.
BWA HA HA HA HA!!
Thanks for putting me into a coughing fit.
Q: How many Call of Cthulhu players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them, because you never, EVER split the party!
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can change, and the weaponry to make the difference.
170. I cannot name my character Xagyg or any anagram thereof.
183. There are no rules for cooking corn dogs in any d20 supplement. (but there should be)
252. I can not order the Druid to transform and roll out.
I'll have to go back... that list could take awhile.
Nice!
There is no path, traveler; the path is made by walking.
-Antonio Machado
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