Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. --Mark Twain

Quips and Slopes, please share your stories of engagement. Inspired from the movie Shallow Hal.

I thought it would be interesting if everyone shared a story of a clever quip, and or slope(word taken from the movie, Shallow Hal, that has the opposite meaning of quip) that occurred in your gaming campaigns, but if you witnessed others quipping or sloping, or heard entertaining stories of said quips and or slopes in real life, please share these for the enjoyment for the rest of us.

What share you?