Reply With Quotesorry Thoth but fact 1 is a lie.
Chuck Norris doesnt ever sleep.....he waits
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Chuck Norris: The Man of Steel! Fun facts, please add to them...
Chuck Norris: The Man of Steel! All other superhero's worship him.
Fun facts about Chuck Norris:
1) When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to move above the horizon.
2) Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
3) Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.
4) ?
What share you?
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Once you know what the magician knows, it's not magick. It's a 'tool of Creation'. -Archmagus H.H.
The first step to expanding your reality is to discard the tendency to exclude things from possibility. - Meridjet
sorry Thoth but fact 1 is a lie.
Chuck Norris doesnt ever sleep.....he waits
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This wasnt true, until recently. He made 8th degree black belt God, confirmed in Korea, so therefore now has the power to tell the sun where to rise and set.Originally Posted by Panthro82
Once you know what the magician knows, it's not magick. It's a 'tool of Creation'. -Archmagus H.H.
The first step to expanding your reality is to discard the tendency to exclude things from possibility. - Meridjet
lol. can we agree that he pretends to sleep to catch enemies off guard?
4. Behind Chuck Norris' beard...another fist.
"All you need is ignorance and confidence, then success is assured." -Mark Twain
1)Chuck Norris can eat just one lays potato chip and....
2) Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter
5. It is a little-known fact that Chuck Norris' tears have the ability to cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
"All you need is ignorance and confidence, then success is assured." -Mark Twain
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
when Chuck Norris was told that kung fu was for kung fags Chuck Norris promptly headbutted all of the baldwin brothers in the stomach at once
they bought him a $200 gift certificate for Fridays, he has yet to use it
This is it. This is your story. It all begins here.
In the debate of Egg -vs- chicken....Chuck Norris came first
And also if a tree falls in the middle of the forrest and no body is around...chuck norris hears it...
Last edited by Panthro82; 06-07-2009 at 02:34 AM. Reason: cause chuck norris would want me to
Chuck Norris now 70 years old. I'm being totally cereal.
Chuck norris strikes again. First Bruce Lee now David Carradine. when will his madness stop?
I do not play them here or there, I do not play them anywhere, I do not play them with a fox. I do not mash that button box. I do not like MMO games. In the end ther're all the same.
-Tesral
Chuck Norris has a black belt in Tang Soo Do that he learned while in the Air Force and stationed in Korea. Since achieving his black belt, he has been in no fights, only "point" competition where you win by points and not by skill.
But he sure makes it look good on film
"If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming. If you want to experience the element, then get out of the vehicle...SKYDIVE!"
Thats what he wants you to believe. He actually has killed over 78,434,006 people worldwide. The government comes up with various lies like, "Oh that was the swine flu", or "Tragic plane crash". For instance, that whole hurricane katrina thing....Chuck Norris sneezedChuck Norris has a black belt in Tang Soo Do that he learned while in the Air Force and stationed in Korea. Since achieving his black belt, he has been in no fights, only "point" competition where you win by points and not by skill.
But he sure makes it look good on film
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When the Universe attacked Chuck with an irresistible force and an immovable object, Chuck Norris Won!
Once you know what the magician knows, it's not magick. It's a 'tool of Creation'. -Archmagus H.H.
The first step to expanding your reality is to discard the tendency to exclude things from possibility. - Meridjet
Pretty good ones at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ :
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
But the best Chuck Norris joke ever?
Mike Huckabee's campaign.
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