Edmund Burke

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Location

City

Tacoma

State

Washington

Zipcode

98403

Country

United States of America

Willing to Travel

10 miles

Availability

LFG/LFP

LFG

Availability (Days)

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Availability (Times)

Mornings, Afternoons, Evenings

Desired Gaming Frequency

Weekly - Once per week

Gaming Preferences

Player/GM

Player

Preferred Genres

Fantasy

Favorite RPGs

Dungeons & Dragons and the Panzerfaust 3

Preferred Playing Style

50% Roleplaying / 50% Combat

Ideal Group Size

Medium Groups (Between 4 and 6 players)

Online RPGs?

No

What are you looking for?

Any group with a sense of humor and preferably a life outside of gaming, seeing as they tend to be more personable sorts than loonies who are convinced they are buxom elf maidens.

I also prefer about a 25-75 to 50-50 mix of role-playing to "roll-playan," accordingly.

What I am not looking for is anything starting with "Iron-" and ending with "-Claw," and there is no amount of text formatting that will let me stress this enough.

About Me

Real Name

Edmund Bianca Tavish

Biography

They say...

...That he was raised by the same wolfpack that raised the city fathers of Rome.

...He has a tattoo of Margaret Thatcher--on his thigh.

...He is driven by a deuterium-cored powerplant.

...That he was cured of a terminal bleeding heart by a tissue donation from Colonel Oliver North--and that tissue now accounts for a nonreal number of percent of *his* circulation.

...If you look closely at the center of every Gamescience die, you can see *his* left nipple.

...He completed Halo on Legendary--with a Guitar Hero guitar.

...He cracked the code of Gorbachev's birthmark.

...When madmen have nightmares, they are of him--having nightmares.

...The Mosin Nagant was custom-designed for him--and that was good enough for Czar Alexander.

...His face appears on large monetary notes.

...He can program TCP/IP--with parchment and ink.

...The Karl-Gerat self-propelled siege mortar was thought of by a designer's daughter--who *he* had an affair with.

...That the birthmarks on the soles of his feet read 'sic semper tyrannis.'

...The United Nations has released seven sanctions on him--and not one has been enforced.

...That he can roll a twenty--with a d12.

...He can print documents double-sided--without a double-sided function.

...He opts for the TSA love-tap pat-down--in a kilt.

...The dimensions of his face are used as a template--by the ISO.