Edmund Burke

Age

25

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Player

Location

City:

Tacoma

State:

Washington

Zipcode:

98403

Country:

United States of America

Willing to Travel:

10 miles

Availability

LFG/LFP:

LFG

Availability (Days):

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Availability (Times):

Mornings, Afternoons, Evenings

Desired Gaming Frequency:

Weekly - Once per week

Gaming Preferences

Player/GM:

Player

Preferred Genres:

Fantasy

Favorite RPGs:

Dungeons & Dragons and the Panzerfaust 3

Preferred Playing Style:

50% Roleplaying / 50% Combat

Ideal Group Size:

Medium Groups (Between 4 and 6 players)

Online RPGs?:

No

What are you looking for?:

Any group with a sense of humor and preferably a life outside of gaming, seeing as they tend to be more personable sorts than loonies who are convinced they are buxom elf maidens.

I also prefer about a 25-75 to 50-50 mix of role-playing to "roll-playan," accordingly.

What I am not looking for is anything starting with "Iron-" and ending with "-Claw," and there is no amount of text formatting that will let me stress this enough.

About Me

Real Name:

Edmund Bianca Tavish

Biography:

They say...

...That he was raised by the same wolfpack that raised the city fathers of Rome.

...He has a tattoo of Margaret Thatcher--on his thigh.

...He is driven by a deuterium-cored powerplant.

...That he was cured of a terminal bleeding heart by a tissue donation from Colonel Oliver North--and that tissue now accounts for a nonreal number of percent of *his* circulation.

...If you look closely at the center of every Gamescience die, you can see *his* left nipple.

...He completed Halo on Legendary--with a Guitar Hero guitar.

...He cracked the code of Gorbachev's birthmark.

...When madmen have nightmares, they are of him--having nightmares.

...The Mosin Nagant was custom-designed for him--and that was good enough for Czar Alexander.

...His face appears on large monetary notes.

...He can program TCP/IP--with parchment and ink.

...The Karl-Gerat self-propelled siege mortar was thought of by a designer's daughter--who *he* had an affair with.

...That the birthmarks on the soles of his feet read 'sic semper tyrannis.'

...The United Nations has released seven sanctions on him--and not one has been enforced.

...That he can roll a twenty--with a d12.

...He can print documents double-sided--without a double-sided function.

...He opts for the TSA love-tap pat-down--in a kilt.

...The dimensions of his face are used as a template--by the ISO.