Dark Future, Fantasy, Horror, Modern, Post Apocalyptic, Science Fiction / Futuristic, Space Opera, Super Heroic
D&D, Star Wars, Call of Cthulu, SLAY
D&D: Forgotten Realms, Greyhawk, Planescape SW: Rebellion Era
Preferred Playing Style:
50% Roleplaying / 50% Combat
Ideal Group Size:
Medium Groups (Between 4 and 6 players)
What are you looking for?:
I can deal with roleplay-heavy serious stuff, depending on the campaign. In d20 games I have a bad habit of multiclassing my ass off and tweaking the numbers. It pisses GMs off royally - "why is your barbarian taking a level of sorcerer again? last time you did this you cast detect magic and truestrike like 6 times a day for 12 straight levels...", I have an obsession with making characters durable as opposed to purely min/max a couple of attacks. I tend to say demihuman characters are crappy by design - not that I believe that - but its fun to hear people defend halflings as if they were a race and I was a bigotted hate monger. Call me twisted like that. I don't mind if a GM obliterates my character, as long as he's ok with me building a new one on the fly. I like ridiculously over powered campaigns. Just so I can look up and say - "thats..... 86 points of damage from my adamantine greatsword - did that get through his damage reduction? glad I cast truestrike last round." I like my fellow players to have a sense of humor about things, and really don't mind evil players or parties, as long as they are non psychotic. True evil requires thought. Besides, Good is inherently stupid. You know I'm right. I don't like waiting 10 minutes to hear another player whine about why his action shouldn't have played out that way. "Get over it - I have an extra character sheet - start anew, besides how likely is it that we end up having two characters in a row destroyed by 30 b
I will play just about anything, have the required "fanboy" knowledge to make rootbeer or beer fly out of your nose mid-skill check. I started playing D&D 1st edition when I found my brothers old books and modules at age 9. I like girls, so have led a double life since age 15 - keeping my deep dark secret of dorkiness hidden from every girlfriend dumb enough to sleep with me. I'm now old - and work too much. I need to slay some stuff and laugh at bad roll every once in while so I don't go crazy. Errr - crazier.
Chief Barbaric Officer (CBO)
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