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tesral
Wednesday 09-17-2008, 02:58 PM
I'm going to explain this again, but it it's own thread.

Why do I say "Lizards"? Surprisingly it is not a knock on the company that has put out sme good stuff, also some absolute dreck. Sturgeon's Law applies.

1: In the old AD&D first edition books there is a cartoon of a angry Wizard facing an invisible stalker that has a totally shocked lizard cradled in it arms. The caption is "I said wizard, not lizard you stupid stalker!"

2: In yet another way too late gaming session Mike has a wish to spend and he has to use it then. Wishing his character to have the next level of spells. he blurts out. "I wish I could cast seventh level lizards." After we finish laughing our heads off I go with it. "Zar" thereafter could "cast" his level in 7 HD lizards per day. Effective really, Are you going to mess with a guy that can throw Komodo Dragons at you?

Ergo :Wizard = Lizard, Lizard = Wizard around here. It's become a tradition. It's not a derogatory slight, it is not meant as one.

Mead
Wednesday 09-17-2008, 03:15 PM
TBH, I was wondering, although I would never have said anything about it without this thread. On the surface it did seem to be a bit juvenile, right down there with Micro$haft and T$R and other tired slashdotisms of that nature.

I might have to try that Wish someday, see if it gets me anything :)

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
Wednesday 09-17-2008, 03:23 PM
Yep.

Thoth-Amon

Webhead
Wednesday 09-17-2008, 03:46 PM
...On the surface it did seem to be a bit juvenile, right down there with Micro$haft and T$R and other tired slashdotisms of that nature...

Or any of a number of computer-age oxymorons like "Microsoft Works" or "Power Mac"... :D

What's the fastest way to accelerate a Mac? 9.8 m/s squared. :drum:

Just kidding...I had a Mac too, once...

Kalanth
Wednesday 09-17-2008, 04:30 PM
Thats classic and I love it!

cplmac
Wednesday 09-17-2008, 10:12 PM
... Effective really, Are you going to mess with a guy that can throw Komodo Dragons at you?.

If you throw a fireball on the Komodo's, do they taste like roasted chicken?

Webhead
Wednesday 09-17-2008, 10:56 PM
If you throw a fireball on the Komodo's, do they taste like roasted chicken?

Mmm...iguana-on-a-stick!

10,000 XP to anyone who knows what game that's from! ;)

Stormcrow77
Wednesday 09-17-2008, 11:02 PM
Mexican radio?
No, that was bbq iguana.

Kalanth
Thursday 09-18-2008, 09:07 AM
Isn't that comedian with the puppets? I know one is Walter, and another one is a Jalapeņo Pepper on a stick.

Jcosby
Thursday 09-18-2008, 10:53 AM
Mmm...iguana-on-a-stick!

10,000 XP to anyone who knows what game that's from! ;)


Fallout of course... Good ol Iguana Bob

Webhead
Thursday 09-18-2008, 12:11 PM
Fallout of course... Good ol Iguana Bob

*DING DING DING*

We have a winner! 10,000 XP for you! :)

(In my best Charleton Heston impression): "Iguana-on-a-stick is people!"

:D

Grandore The Giant Killer
Thursday 09-18-2008, 01:07 PM
This is what I love about D&D. Practically anything is possible to happen.