Tony Misfeldt
05-07-2008, 06:32 PM
1) You meet the knights who say "Ni".
2) You meet an enchanter named Tim.
3) Every castle is guarded by very mouthy soldiers who throw insults at you in a French accent.
4) Every path is guarded by a mouthy but very inept Black Knight.
5) You escape an ettin by sneaking away while the heads argue whether or not to kill you or break for tea & biscuits ("Oh, not biscuits!" "Okay just tea then! But let's kill'em anyway!" "Oh look. They buggered off.")
6) You encounter a killer bunny rabbit.
7) You acquire a Holy Hand Grenade to kill above mentioned rabbit.
http://www.vancouvergamingguild.com/forums/YaBBImages/cool.gif The corpse collector picks up the PCs, even when they still have 1 Hit Point left.
9) The Emperor has an elite group of soldiers who can commit suicide in under 6 seconds.
10) Fighter training includes learning to defend yourself against people armed with fresh fruit ("But what about a pointed stick?" "SHUT UP!")
11) You discover Castle Anthrax.
12) You earn extra XP by exiting by your idium.
13) All Temples Of Healing are equipped with a machine that goes "Ping!"
14) In every tavern, festhall, and inn taproom you enter, there's always at least one bard singing either We're The Knights Of The Round Table, The Ballad Of Brave Sir Robin, Every Sperm Is Sacred, or Isn't It Great To Have A Penis?
15) Potion shops don't sell any potions.
16) You became an adventurer to avoid being sent off for medical experimentations with your 147 brothers and sisters.
17) The Grim Reaper visits your campsite one night ("It's a Mr. Death. He says he's here about the reaping?")
18) You have random encounters with The Spanish Inquisition.
19) Capitol punishment is executed by being chased off a cliff by a horde of beautiful naked 18 year old girls.
20) Non-capitol crimes are punishable by being forced to play in a game of rugby against a team of hill giants.
21) A shrubber is an NPC class.
22) You can use hamster bladders to predict earthquakes.
23) City guards are given the option of all going to see a bard performance or "WALKING UP AND DOWN THE SQUARE!"
24) Every time a natural 20 is rolled, you see stock footage of a bunch of little old ladies applauding.
25) All NPCs are the same 8 characters used over and over again.
26) You must answer three unbelievably simple questions before crossing every bridge.
27) People accused of witchcraft are tested by weighing them against a duck.
28) Everyone who is polymorphed into a newt gets better.
29) The party is saved when the animator suffers a massive heart attack and dies, thus eliminating the dragon.
30) The DM's drinking a bottle of MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY GRAIL ALE(Tempered over burning witches).
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2) You meet an enchanter named Tim.
3) Every castle is guarded by very mouthy soldiers who throw insults at you in a French accent.
4) Every path is guarded by a mouthy but very inept Black Knight.
5) You escape an ettin by sneaking away while the heads argue whether or not to kill you or break for tea & biscuits ("Oh, not biscuits!" "Okay just tea then! But let's kill'em anyway!" "Oh look. They buggered off.")
6) You encounter a killer bunny rabbit.
7) You acquire a Holy Hand Grenade to kill above mentioned rabbit.
http://www.vancouvergamingguild.com/forums/YaBBImages/cool.gif The corpse collector picks up the PCs, even when they still have 1 Hit Point left.
9) The Emperor has an elite group of soldiers who can commit suicide in under 6 seconds.
10) Fighter training includes learning to defend yourself against people armed with fresh fruit ("But what about a pointed stick?" "SHUT UP!")
11) You discover Castle Anthrax.
12) You earn extra XP by exiting by your idium.
13) All Temples Of Healing are equipped with a machine that goes "Ping!"
14) In every tavern, festhall, and inn taproom you enter, there's always at least one bard singing either We're The Knights Of The Round Table, The Ballad Of Brave Sir Robin, Every Sperm Is Sacred, or Isn't It Great To Have A Penis?
15) Potion shops don't sell any potions.
16) You became an adventurer to avoid being sent off for medical experimentations with your 147 brothers and sisters.
17) The Grim Reaper visits your campsite one night ("It's a Mr. Death. He says he's here about the reaping?")
18) You have random encounters with The Spanish Inquisition.
19) Capitol punishment is executed by being chased off a cliff by a horde of beautiful naked 18 year old girls.
20) Non-capitol crimes are punishable by being forced to play in a game of rugby against a team of hill giants.
21) A shrubber is an NPC class.
22) You can use hamster bladders to predict earthquakes.
23) City guards are given the option of all going to see a bard performance or "WALKING UP AND DOWN THE SQUARE!"
24) Every time a natural 20 is rolled, you see stock footage of a bunch of little old ladies applauding.
25) All NPCs are the same 8 characters used over and over again.
26) You must answer three unbelievably simple questions before crossing every bridge.
27) People accused of witchcraft are tested by weighing them against a duck.
28) Everyone who is polymorphed into a newt gets better.
29) The party is saved when the animator suffers a massive heart attack and dies, thus eliminating the dragon.
30) The DM's drinking a bottle of MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY GRAIL ALE(Tempered over burning witches).
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