View Full Version : Kobold Quarterly Oh, I’m Going to Get Killed Any Minute Now (Part 6)

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03-02-2012, 11:12 AM
Originally posted on Friday 03-02-2012 12:00 PM at koboldquarterly.com (http://www.koboldquarterly.com)

http://www.koboldquarterly.com/k/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/GoblinThppgrg_p4-189x300.jpg (http://www.koboldquarterly.com/k/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/GoblinThppgrg_p4.jpg)(Also Titled: The Ongoing Diary of Thppgrg, Goblin Minion)

As ever, readers who are new to the diary, please scroll down a bit to where you see the Thppgrg tag. Click on it. Yeah, that’s right. Otherwise, if you missed part five, you can just*click here (http://www.koboldquarterly.com/k/front-page11817.php). (Art by Chris McFann.)


Who am I kidding?

Of course I read Shaendralya’s note to Sigvald. I’m evil.

Here it is, in its entirety.

NOTE: it appears that she may speak some strange variant of Elven or of Common (perhaps the heretofore unknown “Half-Elven” language?) that I am unfortunately not entirely familiar with—although it plainly uses the near-universal rune-alphabetic script. Her spellings have been kept intact:

“u suk … i totes h8 u!1 4rl

“:,,-((( txt mee