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Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
12-31-2010, 12:10 PM
Firefly's 15 Best Chinese Curses (and How to Say Them).

Poll Options: Choose all that apply. Enjoy!

Link: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/11/fireflys_15_best_uses_of_chinese_profanity.php (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/11/fireflys_15_best_uses_of_chinese_profanity.php)

NOTE: List (see below) has been cleaned up a bit for the younglings on this site.

15) Stupid Inbred Stack of Meat
笨天生的一堆肉。・ BUN tyen-shung duh ee-DWAY-RO
14) Cow Sucking
吸牛 ・ Shee-niou
13) A Baboon's...Flank (location specific)
狒狒的屁眼 ・ FAY-FAY duh PEE-yen
12) Extraordinarily Impatient Buddha
真沒耐性的佛祖 ・ Jen mei NAI-shing duh FWO-tzoo
11) Dog...Free spirit
狗操的 ・ Go tsao de
10) Panda Piss
熊貓尿 ・ Shiong mao niao
9) Frog-Humping Son of a...Female dog
青蛙操的流氓 ・ Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng
8) Stupid Son of a Drooling...Entrepreneur and a Monkey
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子 ・ Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh ur-tze
7) Have a...fodder-Throwing Contest with a Monkey
跟猴子比丟屎 ・ Gun HOE-tze bee DIO-se
6) Filthy...Free spirits of Livestock
喝畜生雜交的髒貨 ・ Huh choo-shung tza-jiao duh tzang-huo
5) Motherless Goats of All Motherless Goats
羔羊中的孤羊 ・ Gao yang jong duh goo yang
4) Holy Mother of God and All Her Wacky Nephews
我的媽和她的瘋狂的外甥都 ・ Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung
3) Shove All the Planets in the Universe Up my... Arse
太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股 ・ Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo
2) The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant
大象爆炸式的拉肚子 ・ Da-shiang bao-tza shr duh lah doo-tze
1) Holy...Golfball Tuesday
神聖的睾丸 ・ Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN

Personally, I always kinda wondered what they were saying.

Have more you'd love to share? Please do.

01-04-2011, 09:43 AM
Where was this a month ago when I needed it? :confused:

03-10-2011, 01:23 PM
Love it! Thanks, Thoth.

Inquisitor Tremayne
03-19-2011, 11:49 PM

Do you put a poll on all your threads Toth!?

Either way, AWESOME!