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Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
12-27-2009, 01:07 PM
Another Sunday-funday quote brought to you by Arch Lich Thoth-Amon, your friendly (don't you believe it), Underworld, epic-level Sorcerer/Psion.

Quotes that resonate.

I thought it would be fun for everyone to list quotes, famous or your own personal ones, that resonate with you at this very moment... of just a quote you liked and wanted to share. Be sure to participate as often as you like, oh... and... be sure, whenever possible, to list the author, including yourself, when applicable. :D

Here's mine for this moment:

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. -Confucius

What share you?

Nevek
12-27-2009, 01:46 PM
"Wise-man says Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza" - michelangelo

And barring unseen results of my google search im gonna go ahead and claim the quote in my sig. 90% sure i made that one up, but could have heard it somewhere as a child.

Arkhemedes
12-27-2009, 03:22 PM
Well, it's been said numerous times here before, but it's one of my favorites:

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." - Grandpa

Webhead
12-27-2009, 09:13 PM
"If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got." - Unknown

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"...I think that's because Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing."

"Don't start that again! Lance Hunt wears glasses! Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses!"

"He takes them off when he transforms."

"That doesn't make any sense! He wouldn't be able to see!"

- Mr. Furious and the Shoveler

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"What's in the Flask, Egg? Magic potion?"

"Yeah!"

"Thought so. Good. What do we do? Drink it?"

"Yeah!"

"Good. Thought so."

- Jack Burton and Egg Shen

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"...This landing is going to get pretty interesting!"

"Define 'interesting'."

"Oh, God. Oh, God. We're all gonna die..."

- Wash and Mal Reynolds

TAROT
12-27-2009, 09:16 PM
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." - Lazarus Long

Sascha
12-28-2009, 12:44 AM
Colonel Mustard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0611898/): How can you make jokes at a time like this?
Miss Scarlet (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000690/): It's my defense mechanism.
Clue

Anya (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0146536/): I provide much needed... sarcasm.
Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, 7.15, "Get It Done"

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
12-28-2009, 01:38 PM
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/marie_von_ebnereschenbac.html) - "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

traesin
12-28-2009, 02:47 PM
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned
William Congreve (http://www.penandpapergames.com/wiki/William_Congreve)

TAROT
12-28-2009, 09:42 PM
"Because that's where the money is." - Willie Sutton

traesin
12-29-2009, 08:50 AM
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.

TAROT
12-29-2009, 09:58 AM
"Hell is other people." - J.P.Sartre

Equinox
12-30-2009, 01:42 AM
"Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see." - The Beatles

traesin
12-30-2009, 01:49 AM
Dr. Seuss (http://www.wisdomquotes.com/003986.html):

I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells.

Webhead
12-30-2009, 02:08 AM
"...There is Good and there is Evil, and Evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this."

- Rorschach

Richard Littles
12-30-2009, 02:09 AM
"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered.." Thomas Jefferson

Nevek
12-30-2009, 02:17 AM
"In bourgeois society capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is dependent and has no individuality." - Karl Marx

TAROT
12-30-2009, 09:02 PM
"You never need an argument against the use of violence, you need an argument for it." - Noam Chomsky

traesin
12-31-2009, 12:58 AM
All the world's a stage and I failed acting school.
ME

TAROT
01-01-2010, 07:35 PM
"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle." - Sun Tzu

Mead
01-02-2010, 09:30 AM
"I used to think that it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." - Marcus Cole

TAROT
01-02-2010, 12:01 PM
"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha." - Spice Girls

Hoitash
01-02-2010, 10:40 PM
Proving even the 18th century had a sense of humor:

"We're in a war, dammit! We're going to have to offend somebody!" Jon Adams.

Otakar
01-03-2010, 11:13 AM
Many of the funny ones I like come from Bruce Campell's character, Ash, in Army of Darkness. My favorite being, "It's a trick... Get an axe."

On a serious note,
"To a surrounded enemy, you must leave a way of escape."
Sun Tzu The Art of War

I use that at work and in business all the time. Excellent!

TAROT
01-03-2010, 06:27 PM
2nd German: Will you stop talking about the war?
Basil Fawlty: Me? You started it!
2nd German: We did not start it.
Basil Fawlty: Yes you did, you invaded Poland . . .

Mead
01-03-2010, 06:36 PM
2nd German: Will you stop talking about the war?
Basil Fawlty: Me? You started it!
2nd German: We did not start it.
Basil Fawlty: Yes you did, you invaded Poland . . .

That's my favorite episode of the bunch. Fawlty's got some good ones, for sure.

mrken
01-03-2010, 07:01 PM
Perhaps my favorite: Mean people suck!

Dr.Dead
01-03-2010, 08:12 PM
Super powered warlock named Shadowfett alway's said "Time to die! Now Die!!!" then shot a blast of evil/dark magic and killed the dude in one shot.

mnemenoi
01-03-2010, 08:40 PM
"Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky." - Alan Moore

Webhead
01-03-2010, 08:44 PM
"I will kill you 'till you die from it!"

- Saddam Hussein; Hot Shots Part Deux

"We'll settle this the old Navy way: First guy to die...loses!"

- President Benson; Hot Shots Part Deux

Sascha
01-03-2010, 09:38 PM
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0876138/): Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.
Firefly, 1.12, "The Message"

Richard Littles
01-03-2010, 09:45 PM
"Those that desire a little safety at the expense of liberty deserve neither safety nor liberty." Ben Franklin

"The Tree of Liberty, from time to time, must be refreshed with the blood of tyrants and patriots." Ben Franklin

"Give me liberty of give me death!" Patrick Henry

Webhead
01-03-2010, 09:50 PM
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0876138/): Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.
Firefly, 1.12, "The Message"

"We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!"

- Wash in response to the song dedicated to Jayne

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Also, this:

http://attuworld.com/just-attu/early-microscope.html

And about a million others by Gary Larson

Sascha
01-03-2010, 09:52 PM
"As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular."
- Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist, Part II

TAROT
01-04-2010, 07:27 PM
"My ignorance of science is such that if anyone mentioned copper nitrate, I should think that he was talking about policemen's overtime." - Frederick Donald Coggan, Archbishop of York

TAROT
01-05-2010, 08:01 PM
"Ivanova is always right.
I will listen to Ivanova.
I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations.
Ivanova is God.
And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out." - Lt. Cmdr. Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5

Sascha
01-05-2010, 08:28 PM
Welsh proverb: "Be she old or be she young, a woman's strength is in her tongue."

Webhead
01-05-2010, 11:55 PM
"Ivanova is always right.
I will listen to Ivanova.
I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations.
Ivanova is God.
And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out." - Lt. Cmdr. Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5

Oooh, oooh! You reminded me of one of my favorite quotes from Bab5:

Mr. Morden: "What do you want?"

Vir Cotto: "I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this...[waves]"

...and he did. :D

TAROT
01-06-2010, 12:09 PM
"Evil is just plain bad. You don't cotton to it. You gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness. Bad dog! Bad dog!" - The Tick

"Not in the face!" - Arthur

"Read a book!!!" - Handy

yukonhorror
01-06-2010, 12:27 PM
"of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." - Ozzy Osborne

Sascha
01-06-2010, 12:44 PM
Inara Serra (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1072555/): One cannot always be oneself in the company of men.
Firefly, 1.10, "War Stories"

Webhead
01-06-2010, 07:01 PM
"Urban myth dispelled...ninjas don't bounce!"

- Bat-Manuel from The Tick

TAROT
01-06-2010, 09:43 PM
"Worst case of testosterone poisoning I've ever seen." - Susan Ivanova

Mead
01-07-2010, 04:05 PM
"What's the point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?!" - The Doctor (Tom Baker)

TAROT
01-07-2010, 07:17 PM
"I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel." - Edmund Blackadder

Webhead
01-07-2010, 08:47 PM
Baldrick: "...those orphans were a bit fat, too."

Blackadder: "Well, there's some truth there. Certainly, when I go and visit them, I do tend to remove all sharp objects for fear of bursting one of them and getting showered in two dozen semi-digested pies..."

- Blackadder's Christmas Carol

TAROT
01-08-2010, 09:19 AM
Nursie: Another good idea. You're so clever today, you better be careful your foot doesn't fall off.
Queenie: Does that happen when you have lots of brilliant ideas - your foot falls off?
Nursie: Certainly does. My brother, he had this brilliant idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe and his foot fell off.

(Blackadder II - Beer)

mrken
01-08-2010, 12:52 PM
Give us the child for 8 years and it will be a Bolshevik forever.
Vladimir Lenin (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/v/vladimirle383393.html)

Sascha
01-08-2010, 01:04 PM
The Dude (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/): It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000114/): I am the walrus.
The Big Lebowski

traesin
01-09-2010, 01:17 AM
"I'm Switzerland!"
I told my Mom when she was complaining about Dad and after Dad had complained about mom.

TAROT
01-09-2010, 12:30 PM
"People are morons." - A philosophy of life

Hoitash
01-09-2010, 03:17 PM
"You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons." - The Waco Kid, Blazing Saddles.

TAROT
01-10-2010, 10:44 AM
The Tick: The human mind is a dangerous plaything, boys. When it's used for evil, watch out. But when it's used for good, then things are much nicer.

Interviewer: Well, can you . . . blow up the world?
The Tick: Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.

The Tick: And so, may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables.

The Tick: Well, once again, my friend, we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences . . . But the other head of science is bad. Oh, beware the other head of science, Arthur. It bites.

Malruhn
01-10-2010, 11:27 AM
"I'll give up ten minutes after I draw my last breath."
-------------The Green Arrow (to the Green Lantern, who thought he had died)

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
-------------Private Gomer Pyle, USMC

"Ooh, baby! You like what I'm doing? You like that? How about we... NOT IN THE HAIR!!!!"
-------------Overheard during a food fight in high-school (I only wish I had seen what was going on - I was hidden under a table)

Sascha
01-10-2010, 12:19 PM
Turanga Leela (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005408/): I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): You're going to do his laundry?
Futurama, 3.11, "Insane in the Mainframe"

traesin
01-10-2010, 10:43 PM
If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks, it needed fixing anyway.

(not sure, but I think Murphy's Law)

TAROT
01-11-2010, 10:10 AM
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.


- Firefly (War Stories)

Webhead
01-11-2010, 10:01 PM
The Sphinx: "When you can balance a tack hammer on top of your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack!"

Mr. Furious: "And why am I wearing the watermelons on my feet?"

The Sphinx: "I don't remember telling you to do that."

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Captain Amazing: "I knew you couldn't change."

Casanova Frankenstein: "I knew that you'd know."

Captain Amazing: "Oh, I knew that...AND I knew you'd know I'd know you knew!"

Casanova Frankenstein: "But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that?"

Captain Amazing: [hesitates] "...Of course."

- Mystery Men

Sascha
01-11-2010, 11:10 PM
The Shoveller (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000513/): We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.

Richard Littles
01-12-2010, 06:26 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." -Ripley

"Game over man, game over." -Hudson

Hoitash
01-12-2010, 08:15 AM
Not to nitpick, but I'm pretty sure Ripley was the pro-nuker.

Richard Littles
01-12-2010, 08:17 AM
Not to nitpick, but I'm pretty sure Ripley was the pro-nuker.

You're right, so changing it.

Webhead
01-12-2010, 07:10 PM
You're right, so changing it.

Hicks also repeated it shortly thereafter. Not sure who you originally attributed the quote to.

Richard Littles
01-12-2010, 07:15 PM
Hicks also repeated it shortly thereafter. Not sure who you originally attributed the quote to.

It was Hicks.

Mead
01-17-2010, 08:50 PM
"'Eureka' is Greek for 'This bath is too hot!'" - The Doctor

Jmkeylon
01-17-2010, 09:11 PM
A person is smart, people are dumb, panicky, dangerous, animals and you know it! -K from MIB.

Webhead
01-18-2010, 10:57 PM
Jack Burton: "What is this stuff?"

Egg Shen: "Black blood of the Earth."

Jack Burton: "You mean oil?"

Egg Shen: "I mean black blood of the Earth!"

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Jack Burton: "All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him...with light coming out of his mouth!"

- Big Trouble in Little China

Sneaksta
01-26-2010, 12:06 AM
" Sometimes you just have to do what you must, and then pay the price for it "

Rand Al'Thor , in Robert Jordan's , wheel of time

Mead
01-28-2010, 09:10 PM
"What happened to your optimism?!"
"It opted out."

-- The Doctor and Romana

Sascha
01-28-2010, 10:45 PM
[/URL][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0170186/"]Keith Mars (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0068338/): Hmm. Nice shoes. You change your major to Women's Studies?
Veronica Mars (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0068338/): Ha! Yuk it up, fancy pants.
Veronica Mars, 3.1, "Welcome Wagon"

(True story: My roommate didn't care for that line. I asked her if it was because she had the same shoes. She gave me an unkind look for that :P)

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-31-2010, 05:38 PM
May of been mentioned already, and if so, it is worth rementioning the old saying, ‘Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.’

Earlier, and still current, with the verb deceive.

For Who deceives me once, God forgive him; if twice, God forgive him; but if thrice, God forgive him, but not me, because I could not beware.
[1611 Tarlton's Jests (1844) 11]

The Italians having a Proverb, He that deceives me Once, it's his Fault; but Twice it is my fault.
[1650 A. Welldon Secret History of King James I (1690) 88]

He that deceives me once, it is his faul[t]; if twice, it is mine.
[1659 N. R. Proverbs English, French, Dutch, Italian & Spanish 54]

The important thing in dealing with the Japanese is not to believe everything you hear. Or, as the saying goes: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
[1980 Forbes 17 Mar. 69]

‘Did you give him any?’ ‘No. I wouldn't be so daft. You know that old saying? He that deceives me once, shame fall him; if he deceives me twice, shame fall me.’
[2002 P. Lovesey Diamond Dust xxx. 297]

Regicide
02-01-2010, 12:19 AM
"Freedom without Socialism is privilege and injustice... Socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality."

-Mikhail Bakunin

Sascha
02-01-2010, 12:56 AM
Rick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000007/): You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon.
Casablanca

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-01-2010, 10:13 AM
I am not altogether on anybody's side because nobody is altogether on my side. -Tree Herder, from the animated LOTR

Sascha
02-01-2010, 12:47 PM
Captain Zapp Brannigan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): How very neutral of you.
Futurama, 2.02, "Brannigan, Begin Again"

Webhead
02-01-2010, 09:49 PM
I am not altogether on anybody's side because nobody is altogether on my side. -Tree Herder, from the animated LOTR

Pippin: "Why are there so few of you, when you live so long? Are there Ent children?"

Treebeard: "There have been no Entings for a terrible long count of years."

Merry: "Why is that?"

Treebeard: "We lost the Entwives."

Pippin: "Oh, I'm sorry. How did they die?"

Treebeard: "Die? No. We lost them. And now, we cannot find them. I don't suppose you've seen Entwives in the Shire?"

Merry: "Can't say that I have. You, Pip?"

Pippin: "What do they look like?"

Treebeard: "I...don't remember now."

Treebeard was always one of my favorite LotR characters.

Sascha
02-01-2010, 10:35 PM
Kermit (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001345/): This guy's lost.
Waiter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0292419/): Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.
The Muppet Movie

Mead
02-02-2010, 12:41 PM
Kermit (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001345/): This guy's lost.
Waiter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0292419/): Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.
The Muppet Movie


Rizzo the Rat: What's this supposed to be?
Pete: Is grits! Grits! Hominy grits!
Rizzo the Rat: How should I know how many? Count 'em yourself!

Muppets Take Manhattan

traesin
02-05-2010, 02:15 AM
do to buget cuts, the light at the end of tunnel will be turned off.

Valarian
02-05-2010, 08:01 AM
Treat the earth well. It was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our Children. ~ Native American Proverb

Once you learn to discern the voice of Mother Culture humming in the background, telling her story over and over again to the people of your culture, you'll never stop being conscious of it. Wherever you go for the rest of your life, you'll be tempted to say to the people around you, 'How can you listen to this stuff and not recognize it for what it is?' ~ Ishmael, Daniel Quinn

mrken
02-05-2010, 08:18 AM
Treat the earth well. It was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our Children. ~ Native American Proverb

Once you learn to discern the voice of Mother Culture humming in the background, telling her story over and over again to the people of your culture, you'll never stop being conscious of it. Wherever you go for the rest of your life, you'll be tempted to say to the people around you, 'How can you listen to this stuff and not recognize it for what it is?' ~ Ishmael, Daniel Quinn



Thanks, this is my favorite so far.

Webhead
02-05-2010, 09:40 PM
Pointy-Haired Boss: "Tell those kids to stop skateboarding in the parking lot."

Carol: "Should I give them a reason, or is this just part of your plan to remove all joy from the universe?"

[Pointy-Haired Boss enters an office where Dogbert is working]

Pointy-Haired Boss: "They know about the plan."

Dogbert: "You fool! I told you to blame our insurance carrier!"

- Dilbert

Regicide
02-07-2010, 06:37 AM
Here in the US, we are so schizoid and deeply opposed to government censorship that we insist on having unaccountable private parties to do it instead.
—Bill Cole

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-11-2010, 01:28 PM
Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it. - Andre Gide

Sascha
02-11-2010, 05:28 PM
Kamina (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0465160/): Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me, who believes in you!
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Hoitash
02-11-2010, 06:57 PM
I might have all ready posted this, but:

"The final argument of Kings," translated inscription placed on French cannons by order of Luois XIV.

Webhead
02-11-2010, 08:35 PM
"High and mighty, alone we are kings
Whirlwinds of fire we ride
Providence brought us the crown and the ring
Covered with blood and our pride"

- "The Lament of Kings" by Manowar

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-12-2010, 10:30 PM
"Your vision will become clear when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens." - Carl Jung

Valarian
02-13-2010, 02:48 AM
General: Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
~ Conan the Barbarian

Nomad: What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?
Cohen: Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.
~ Terry Pratchet, The Light Fantastic

A knight is sworn to valour.
His heart knows only virtue.
His blade defends the helpless.
His might upholds the weak.
His word speaks only truth.
His wrath undoes the wicked.
~ The Old Code, Dragonheart

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-13-2010, 03:05 PM
Lets Rock! -Aliens II

Webhead
02-13-2010, 03:20 PM
"The crystal is the heart of the blade.
The heart is the crystal of the Jedi.
The Jedi is the crystal of the Force.
The Force is the blade of the heart.
All are intertwined: the crystal, the blade, the Jedi.
You are one."

- Luminara Unduli, Jedi Master

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-13-2010, 03:21 PM
Once you know what the magician knows, it's not magick. It's a 'tool of Creation'. -Archmagus H.H.

Sascha
02-13-2010, 03:48 PM
Veronica Mars (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0068338/): Wow, it's Bizzaro World. Out here, I'm Miss Popular.
Veronica Mars, 1.9, "Drinking the Kool-Aid"

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-13-2010, 04:42 PM
When Piedmont died, I had to pay him back for my life. I found out there's another debt to pay - for the privilege of being alive. I thought Sophie was my reward for trying to live a good life. Uh uh. There is no payoff - not now. -Larry Darrell, from The Razors Edge.

Sascha
02-13-2010, 05:04 PM
"I wish I could be as carefree and wild,
But I got cat class and I got cat style."

Stray Cats, "Stray Cat Strut"

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-13-2010, 08:18 PM
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglass Adams

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-17-2010, 08:17 AM
Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. -Dandamis, sage (4c BCE)

Sascha
02-18-2010, 10:17 AM
"I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on."
- Jon Stewart

Banshee
02-18-2010, 12:05 PM
Nice thread! Some of my favorite quotes (for one reason or another) are:

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day." - Unknown
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself." - FDR
"Wow... Sometimes 'fake life' is so much better than real life..." - a memorable statement by a friend and gamer in my group who had been in the midst of a long-running bad luck spell in 'real life' but whose character was experiencing a very unexpected and long-running spell of extrordinary good luck in 'fake life'- aka the game! LOL. I still love that one!
"F*** the F***ing F***ers!" - Roy Boehm, Navy SeAL, as quoted by Richard NMN Marcincko in the various Rogue Warrior novels.
"...How 'bout boom boom kitty f***?" - "Jay" from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

I will definitely be revisiting this thread! Thanks!

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-22-2010, 01:15 PM
Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom. - Merry Browne

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
03-03-2010, 11:44 AM
Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. -Goethe

Webhead
03-03-2010, 08:39 PM
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

-Percy Bysshe Shelley

Hoitash
03-03-2010, 10:28 PM
"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."
Mal Reynolds, Firefly, episode 1.

Webhead
03-03-2010, 11:59 PM
"You know, it's funny. We went to the war never lookin' to come back, but it's... it's the real world I couldn't survive. You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further… if you can. Tell my folks I wanted to do right by them, and that I'm at peace, and all. Uh… When you can't run anymore, you crawl, and when you can't do that, well… Yeah, you know the rest."

- Tracey (Firefly episode "The Message")

traesin
03-04-2010, 07:28 AM
abandon hope all ye who enter here

Dante's Inferno

Hoitash
03-04-2010, 10:09 AM
"My cause is just... my will is strong... and my gun is very, very large."
— Doomguy, the Doom comic

traesin
03-05-2010, 02:55 PM
dogs have masters, Cats have staff

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
03-05-2010, 03:03 PM
I'm not the biggest Mark Twain fan, but he's got this one nailed! Oh, how true this is.


The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
03-09-2010, 09:02 AM
The highest result of education is tolerance. -Helen Keller, author and lecturer (1880-1968)

The Magic King
03-09-2010, 12:13 PM
"I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." -John Sedgwick

His last words before being shot in the head.

Teaches one not to be an idiot.

Hoitash
03-09-2010, 12:20 PM
Or to duck.

Sascha
03-09-2010, 12:43 PM
Quinn: Daria, you can't leave me here with those, those... yuppies!
Daria: Yuppies are from the '80s.
Quinn: So what do you call people in funny outfits who talk about peace and love and stuff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/hippie)?
Daria: Trekkies.
Daria, 2.5, "That Was Then, This Is Dumb"

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
03-09-2010, 04:48 PM
The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt. - Rene Descartes (1596-1650)

Sascha
03-09-2010, 04:57 PM
"The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative."
- Winston Churchill

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
03-09-2010, 04:59 PM
I have never gone to sleep with a grievance against anyone. And, as far as I could, I have never let anyone go to sleep with a grievance against me. -Abba Agathon, monk (4th/5th century)

Sascha
03-09-2010, 05:06 PM
"Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them."
- John Hodgman, The Areas of My Expertise

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
03-09-2010, 05:08 PM
In the multitude of middle-aged men who go about their vocations in a daily course determined for them much in the same way as the tie of their cravats, there is always a good number who once meant to shape their own deeds and alter the world a little. - George Eliot (1819-1880)

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
03-10-2010, 09:22 AM
Every one of us is precious in the cosmic perspective. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another. -Carl Sagan, astronomer and writer (1934-1996)

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
03-11-2010, 08:25 AM
When writing about transcendental issues, be transcendentally clear. - Rene Descartes (1596-1650)

Sascha
03-11-2010, 09:36 AM
Narrator (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005212/): A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really... ”Do the stars gaze back?" Now *that's* a question.
Stardust

The Magic King
03-11-2010, 01:06 PM
"I don't need a soul I have a brain."
- The most profound thing my sister will likely ever utter.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
03-11-2010, 01:16 PM
"I don't need a soul I have a brain."
- The most profound thing my sister will likely ever utter.
Rene Descartes: 'I think therefore I am'

Rene Descartes would have liked your sister, The Magic King. They think alike.

The Magic King
03-11-2010, 01:27 PM
Well chances of one of my siblings being liked are fairly good as I have five siblings.



P.S. Funny bit of trivia, several years in advance of having six children a doctor told my father he would likely never have any children. He was kicked by a horse you see.
Bonus points for guessing where the kick landed.

Hoitash
03-11-2010, 02:48 PM
Ow.

traesin
03-11-2010, 03:06 PM
Was he horsing around?

The Magic King
03-13-2010, 02:35 PM
Was he horsing around?


AWESOME!

No, the horse got spooked and he was behind it, it was carrying a pack so he couldn't ride it, on a cliff so bad mojo.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-23-2010, 08:15 AM
http://w3.newsmax.com/newsletters/franklin/images/img_ben_franklin.jpg
Words of Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin in Way to Wealth


A penny saved is a penny earned
If you would be wealthy, think of saving, as well as of getting.
Wealth is not his that has it, but his who enjoys it
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Sascha
04-23-2010, 11:25 AM
Robin: Lord, what fools these mortals be!
A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 3, Scene 2

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-30-2010, 07:51 AM
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. -Stephen Roberts, database architect (b. 1967)

Sascha
04-30-2010, 11:13 AM
"What are the lessons to be learned from this journey of the mind? That human beings are emotionally fragile, perennially gullible, hopelessly ignorant masters of an insignificantly small speck in the cosmos.

Have a nice day."
Neil deGrasse Tyson, Death by Black Hole

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
05-13-2010, 09:52 AM
http://img.tfd.com/IOD/carroll.jpgI have proved by actual trial that a letter, that takes an hour to write, takes only about three minutes to read! Lewis Carroll (http://r20.rs6.net/tn.jsp?et=1103381132243&s=67242&e=001twV0E0Rv5NnUS4tTb5ZxoI63nkPbX0T6ExC1IoJctrtY1 dSUHupyIIuPpWr69dpOphGwJt-ipCEKo4-npLIzbjpFs2IRd4kbWO8rIabcAm5PYDdHmpI5Ow4Of_yDwZmHK Nd5iES1VzAFDkX30Yw_O6HrhlW7zxAe22l9i0WmFa34R2epKNz r7tFigG3MMJUOQ_sz0maxrIKpa7Rl3MB9DKgyvjvKmVy6dGkAY uwniIc=) (1832-1898)

Sascha
05-13-2010, 10:56 AM
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
- Bill Watterson, The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book

tesral
05-14-2010, 12:30 AM
"Do not in your haste to do right, forget to do good." -- The Tao of Phoenix (http://phoenixinn.iwarp.com/garden/tao.html)

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
05-18-2010, 08:05 AM
Ethiopians imagine their gods as black and snub-nosed; Thracians blue-eyed and red-haired. But if horses or lions had hands, or could draw and fashion works as men do, horses would draw the gods shaped like horses and lions like lions, making the gods resemble themselves. -Xenophanes, philosopher and poet (c.570-475 BCE)

tesral
05-18-2010, 10:00 AM
I see someone else gets word a day as well.

"The only way human beings can win a war is to prevent it." -George Marshall, US Army Chief, Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense, Nobel laureate (1880-1959)

Hoitash
05-18-2010, 10:36 AM
I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die. Isaac Asimov (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Isaac_Asimov/)
US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)

Sascha
05-18-2010, 12:32 PM
"Childbirth to be Area Woman's Least Painful Interaction with Daughter"
- The Onion headline (http://www.penandpapergames.com/forums/Childbirth%20To%20Be%20Area%20Woman%27s%20Least%20 Painful%20Interaction%20With%20Daughter)

Hoitash
06-01-2010, 09:35 AM
If someone all ready psoted this one, sorry, but it might bare repeating:

He who fights monsters (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TropeNamer) should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
— Friedrich Nietzsche (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FriedrichNietzsche), Beyond Good and Evil

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
06-02-2010, 07:41 AM
Here's another good one:

Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket, and do not pull it out and strike it merely to show you have one. If you are asked what o'clock it is, tell it, but do not proclaim it hourly and unasked, like the watchman. -Lord Chesterfield, statesman and writer (1694-1773)

tesral
06-02-2010, 09:11 AM
I'm not the only one getting Word a day.:cool:

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
06-02-2010, 10:38 AM
It's a great site.

Sascha
06-02-2010, 10:45 AM
"When people believe a tale that conflicts with self-checkable evidence it tells me that people undervalue evidence in formulating an internal belief system. Why this is so is not clear, but it enables many people to hold fast to ideas and notions based purely on supposition. But all hope is not lost. Occasionally, people say things that are simply true no matter what. One of my favorites is, 'Wherever you go, there you are' and its Zen corollary, 'If we are all here, then we must not be all there.'"

- Neil deGrasse Tyson, Death by Black Hole

tesral
06-02-2010, 12:18 PM
Hope is a good breakfast, but a poor supper.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-23-2010, 03:58 AM
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everybody can see it, but
only you can feel it." -Unknown

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
08-03-2010, 08:00 AM
A wise man does not chatter with one whose mind is sick.-Sophocles (http://r20.rs6.net/tn.jsp?et=1103596815714&s=67242&e=001T67P5wF8wBHVUKYsHNgShRL67RGc7Hf0qrSgLY2HFEZpd 2j0bJEG8mZy7ukvo1fK6JWrRYi5M82REdZs6qoZ1m9GFL3Vca1 aoNxZfDzd8IVS6bI6DpRW2sM3Vnp6v-qx6Y7to2tXi47g_1U1qWQ2CVk9_gE7Rrv8iQxXKoWtgCEGgI0K XQcTYI4x1-nsac6WEEcQcGqvlIz14HIRIYXOhv_Y4pAvd4Ed) (496 BC-406 BC)

tesral
08-03-2010, 08:05 AM
[B]A wise man does not chatter with one whose mind is sick.--Sophocles

Why are you here again?:fish: --Me

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
08-03-2010, 08:12 AM
Every once in a while word-a-day comes up with a pretty good quote. Thought I'd share.

tesral
08-03-2010, 11:05 AM
Another word a day junkie, eh?

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
08-03-2010, 11:30 AM
Worse than that, i fear. I'm on three lists, and one for latin, totaling four.

tesral
08-03-2010, 11:56 AM
You sir have a serious knowledge addiction. We need to send you to redneck rehabilitation.

Malruhn
08-03-2010, 01:27 PM
I hate the woman with every fiber of my being... but I heard this in a quick "OMG I-gotta-change-the-channel-quick" moment...

Nancy Grace:
If you allow yourself to be manipulated, you are NOT being manipulated.

Lord Captain Tobacco
08-03-2010, 06:58 PM
Sarah: That's not fair!
Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?
-Sarah & Jareth from the movie Labyrinth.

---------- Post added at 04:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:39 PM ----------

"Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?"
--Major T. J. "King" Kong (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001620/) in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057012/)



"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." --President Merkin Muffley (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000634/) in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057012/)

Sascha
08-03-2010, 09:07 PM
General "Buck" Turgidson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001715/): Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

tesral
08-03-2010, 10:02 PM
Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity asks the question, 'Is it popular?' But, conscience asks the question, 'Is it right?' And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular but one must take it because one's conscience tells one that it is right. --Martin Luther King, Jr.

Sascha
08-03-2010, 11:19 PM
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre," Ford muttered to himself, "and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."- Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
08-04-2010, 02:02 AM
You and me both, tesral. I know you get word-of-the-day too.

tesral
08-04-2010, 08:38 AM
How else would I know you do? "Odoriferous" -- Politics in general are odoriferous.

What are the other word list you have. I need more.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
08-16-2010, 06:51 PM
"I cannot live without books." - Thomas Jefferson
"Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?" - Henry Ward Beecher
"A room without books is like a body without a soul." - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Lord Captain Tobacco
08-17-2010, 07:47 PM
"Sovereign,... it's a word in dictionary between "sober" and "sozzled." - The Moon is a Harsh Mistress Robert A. Heinlein (http://www.bookrags.com/Robert_A._Heinlein)

TANSTAAFL! - Same as above...
----

I suppose I was simply illustrating that old definition of a liberal: a conservative that just got arrested. A conservative, of course, is a liberal who just got mugged. --STEEL BEACH by John Varley

----

Democrat, republican; it depends on if I'm working or not... - A student in my political science class.

tesral
08-17-2010, 09:22 PM
A conservative will toss a rope half way to a drowning man and urge him to swim the rest of the way.

A Liberal will toss the rope all the way, drag him half way back and run off to do the next good deed.

Sascha
08-17-2010, 09:40 PM
Lisa Simpson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379/): Ooh, a political discussion at the breakfast table! I feel like a Kennedy!
The Simpsons, 2.4, "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"

Otakar
09-09-2010, 01:53 PM
"I cannot live without books." - Thomas Jefferson
"Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?" - Henry Ward Beecher
"A room without books is like a body without a soul." - Marcus Tullius Cicero

There have been some fun quotes in this thread but those 3 from Thoth are my fave! Here's an old one that just resurfaced in my readings:
"Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind." - Rudyard Kippling

As a DM I am always looking for better words to express the scenery, characters and action in the game!

tesral
09-09-2010, 02:48 PM
"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx

Hoitash
09-09-2010, 03:39 PM
"This is America! Where a lying, cheating degenerate can prosper."

-West Dickens, Red Dead Redemption (trailer only.)

Sascha
09-09-2010, 05:55 PM
George Michael (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0148418/):Say what you want about America - thirteen bucks can still get you a hell of a lot of mice!
Gob (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004715/):Who said anything bad about America?
Arrested Development, 1.21, "Not Without My Daughter"

Hoitash
10-15-2010, 08:37 AM
"A man chooses. A slave obeys."

Andrew Ryan.

Sorry, I'm reading Nietzche now for my Honors class. Maybe by the end I'll be able to actually psell his name.

Sascha
10-15-2010, 10:22 AM
Frank (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0136797/): Who is that? Nietzsche? So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out.
Little Miss Sunshine

tesral
10-15-2010, 11:00 AM
"If you stare long enough into the abyss, your eyes get tired."

That which does not kill us, leaves scar tissue."

The guy is overrated if you ask me.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
12-03-2010, 08:02 AM
"Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you play it is free will." --Jawaharlal Nehru

tesral
12-03-2010, 09:29 AM
"Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt." -H.L. Mencken

Malruhn
12-03-2010, 02:00 PM
Like my mama said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.' - F. Gump

But mama never told me that I could choose which box I opened... - Malruhn

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
12-03-2010, 04:40 PM
Ignoring problems (pretending they either don't exist or are smaller than they really are) does NOT equate to diplomacy. -Anonymous

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
12-08-2010, 10:25 AM
"Ability has nothing to do with opportunity" --Napoleon Bonaparte

tesral
12-08-2010, 12:26 PM
"God is on the side of the big Battalions." -- Napoleon Bonaparte

Hoitash
12-08-2010, 05:52 PM
"Men are ruled by toys." -Napoleon Bonaparte.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
12-08-2010, 09:02 PM
"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent."
--Unknown

Sascha
12-08-2010, 11:56 PM
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."
- Ellen DeGeneres, Here and Now

Hoitash
12-15-2010, 08:57 AM
"Brotherhood, strength and fortitude... in the face of the angry night."
-The last known transmission from Russia, looped endlessly over 12,000 stations before the Red Curtain was broken and the Chimera invaded.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
12-15-2010, 10:49 AM
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance , but with somebody else. --Mae West

tesral
12-15-2010, 11:54 AM
D'oh! -- Homer Simpson

bornap
12-15-2010, 12:07 PM
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" - Mahatma Gandhi

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
12-15-2010, 04:46 PM
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. --Bill Cosby

tesral
12-15-2010, 05:35 PM
A-men to that brother.

Sascha
12-15-2010, 06:27 PM
"Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted."
- Aldous Huxley, Themes and Variations, "Variations on a Philosopher"

tesral
12-15-2010, 09:23 PM
Also the simple truth.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
12-15-2010, 10:52 PM
"Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted."
- Aldous Huxley, Themes and Variations, "Variations on a Philosopher"

And rationalizing, and justifying, and... well, you get where I'm going. Just look at all of history, all cultures, all religions, ad infinitum.

We are one crazy race of beings, no doubt there. Aliens of the universe probably stay away from us on purpose. It's probably space law. :biggrin:

Okay, more quotes from Uncle Thoth... all working from a similar theme:

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Carl Gustav Jung
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Brian Pickrell
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Ursula K. LeGuin

tesral
12-15-2010, 11:40 PM
Sanity is the agreed on delusion. -- Me

Hoitash
01-05-2011, 05:45 PM
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."
— William Somerset

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-05-2011, 05:50 PM
"Ordinary morality is only for ordinary people." --Aleister Crowely, from (The confessions of Aleister Crowley: An autohagiography)


"May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!" --Aleister Crowley, from (Moonshild)

tesral
01-05-2011, 08:48 PM
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."
— William Somerset

"Destroy the World? But that's where I keep my stuff!" --The Tick

MisterBook
01-05-2011, 09:40 PM
Bessie Braddock (to Winston Churchill): Winston, you're drunk.
Churchill: Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober.

Mr. Churchill's retort helps me get through a lot of situations, especially on the internet. People will be rude, they will be stupid but tomorrow I will be happy they're stuck being rude and stupid the rest of their lives.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-06-2011, 07:03 AM
It is not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one's dignity, to work unhampered, to be generous, frank, and independent. --W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)

Sascha
01-06-2011, 09:38 AM
Calvin's Dad: It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.
Bill Watterson, Something Under the Bed Is Drooling

tesral
01-06-2011, 11:04 AM
Creative activity could be described as a type of learning process where teacher and pupil are located in the same individual. --Arthur Koestler

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-06-2011, 11:40 AM
To arrive at a just estimate of a renowned man's character one must judge it by the standards of his time, not ours.” - Mark Twain [Samuel Langhornne Clemens] (1835-1910)

Sascha
01-06-2011, 01:43 PM
The old idea that words possess magical powers is false; but its falsity is the distortion of a very important truth. Words do have a magical effect -- but not in the way that magicians supposed, and not on the objects they were trying to influence. Words are magical in the way they affect the minds of those who use them. "A mere matter of words," we say contemptuously, forgetting that words have power to mould men's thinking, to canalize their feeling, to direct their willing and acting. Conduct and character are largely determined by the nature of the words we currently use to discuss ourselves and the world around us.

- Aldous Huxley, Words and Their Meanings

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-06-2011, 01:58 PM
"To knot a sentence up properly, it has to be thought out carefully, and revised. New phrases have to be put in; sudden changes of subject must be introducted; verbs must be shifted to unsuspected localities; short words must be excised with ruthless hand; archaisms must be sprinkled like sugar-plums upon the concoction; the fatal human tendency to say things straightforwardly must be detected and defeated by adroit reversals; and, if a glimmer of meaning yet remain under close scrutiny, it must be removed by replacing all the principal verbs by paraphrases in some dead language." --Aleister Crowley (Moonchild)

Sascha
01-06-2011, 04:11 PM
Hobbes: Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.
- Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

tesral
01-06-2011, 04:46 PM
Huxley is good for those.

"Do every act of your life as if were your last." -- Marcus Aurelius

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-06-2011, 04:48 PM
“To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worth while. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.” --Aleister Crowley

tesral
01-06-2011, 04:50 PM
"When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves." -- William Arthur Ward

Sascha
01-07-2011, 11:16 AM
"People don't necessarily want or need to be done unto as you would have them do unto you. They want to be done unto as they want to be done unto."
- Roy Blount, Jr., Alphabet Juice

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-07-2011, 11:30 AM
All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. --Paul Simon

tesral
01-07-2011, 11:57 AM
To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest. --Mohandas K. Gandhi

Sascha
01-07-2011, 06:25 PM
"We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything."
- Stephen Colbert, interview in Rolling Stone

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-07-2011, 08:00 PM
Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name. --(Construction wall, Philadelphia, 1969)

tesral
01-07-2011, 09:38 PM
I do know that he has a William in his family,and plenty of people will tell you that your not him.

"One of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the great struggle for independence." --Charles A. Beard, historian(1874-1948)

http://phoenixinn.iwarp.com/garden/taobreak.gif

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-25-2011, 10:27 PM
"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead." --Samuel Goldwyn

tesral
01-25-2011, 11:35 PM
"There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept." --Ansel Adams

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-26-2011, 09:20 AM
"Even among the Judges, not one in ten can Reason Logically." ~Albert Pike

tesral
01-26-2011, 02:31 PM
A great writer is, so to speak, a second government in his country. And for that reason no regime has ever loved great writers, only minor ones. --Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-30-2011, 08:58 AM
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
-- Henry Ford

tesral
01-30-2011, 01:17 PM
"I have long considered the creative impulse to be a visit -- a thing of grace, perhaps not commanded or owned, as much as awaited and prepared for. A thing of mystery." -- Loreena McKennitt, from "The Visit"

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-31-2011, 08:43 AM
"Wherever you are - be all there." -- Jim Elliot

tesral
01-31-2011, 11:17 AM
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. -Albert Einstein

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-02-2011, 09:31 AM
"Expect problems and eat them for breakfast." --Alfred A. Montapert

tesral
02-02-2011, 11:30 AM
There is no greater fallacy than the belief that aims and purposes are one thing, while methods and tactics are another. --Emma Goldman, social activist 1869-1940

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-03-2011, 04:54 PM
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. -- Mark Twain

tesral
02-04-2011, 12:35 PM
"Action is the antidote to Despair." --Joan Baez

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-04-2011, 09:40 PM
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. -- Franklin Jones

rabkala
02-04-2011, 10:16 PM
"We do not live an equal life, but one of contrasts and patchwork; now a little joy, then a sorrow, now a sin, then a generous or brave action"http://thinkexist.com/i/sq/as4.gif Ralph Waldo Emerson

tesral
02-04-2011, 11:35 PM
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy."--Henry Kissinger

rabkala
02-04-2011, 11:39 PM
"Do not lose hold of your dreams or asprirations. For if you do, you may still exist but you have ceased to live.”http://thinkexist.com/i/sq/as0.gif Henry David Thoreau

tesral
02-04-2011, 11:44 PM
"God gave us memories so that we might have roses in December." --James Barrie

rabkala
02-04-2011, 11:52 PM
"The interesting cause of organized labor's demise is perhaps earlier victories -- the vast majority of Americans are now empowered and skilled to the extent that they do not need collective bargaining”http://thinkexist.com/i/sq/as2.gif Tim Kane

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-05-2011, 12:27 AM
"Magick is the transmutability of the Quintessence of all nature." -- Andrew Chumbley

tesral
02-05-2011, 12:03 PM
Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity asks the question, 'Is it popular?' But, conscience asks the question, 'Is it right?' And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular but one must take it because one's conscience tells one that it is right. --Martin Luther King, Jr.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-05-2011, 03:38 PM
"Chance favors the prepared mind." -- Louis Pasteur

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-08-2011, 09:50 AM
There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because they are badly argued. -Thomas Huxley, biologist and writer (1825-1895)

tesral
02-08-2011, 04:29 PM
A king can stand people fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking. --Will Rogers, humorist 1879-1935

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-08-2011, 06:50 PM
Mongol General: "What is best in life?" Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." — Conan the Barbarian

tesral
02-08-2011, 07:15 PM
Originally atributed to Genghis Kahn.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed -- and hence clamorous to be led to safety -- by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. --H.L. Mencken, writer, editor,and critic 1880-1956

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-08-2011, 08:12 PM
It's a movie quote.

ADDENDUM: Reader Andrew Patrick informs us: "With regard to the quote from Genghis Khan, the 'slay your enemies?plunder?etc.', was not actually said by Genghis Khan. After he had been traveling around, conquering various peoples and subjugating them for many years, Genghis looked at his three sons and asked them what was best in life. One of his sons replied with the aforementioned quote. Genghis told him that he was wrong, that what was best was riding in the open steppe, with the wind in your hair and a falcon on your wrist (which, ironically, is the opposite of the way it was depicted in Conan, not that Conan is a source of historical knowledge!). Apparently, Genghis was missing the good old days before he set about creating his Empire."

Okay, pnpg contest/challenge:
Conan the Barbarian and Genghis Khan


Military quote site (http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1992) gives Genghis' words as

"The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."
Reel.com gives the Conan wording as: (http://www.reel.com/movie.asp?MID=198&PID=10084040&Tab=reviews&CID=18)

"Conan, what is best in life?"
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."
Secrets of Conan the Barbarian (http://www.barbariankeep.com/ctbsecrets.html). Author argues the famous line comes from Lamb's novelization Genghis Khan: The Emperor of All Men..

""Nay," responded the Kahn, "to crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet — to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best."

Is the question solved? Eternal kudos here if you can answer me:
What is the source for the Genghis Khan quotation?
Does any history or novelization of Geghis Khan's life have wording that is closer to the Conan version?
Email your answers to editor@isidore-of-seville.com.

What share all of you?
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Okay, another great movie quote: "Fools! Don't they know that tears are a woman's most effective weapon?" — Catwoman (The Batman TV Series, episode 83) (http://keithdevens.com/weblog/archive/2002/Dec/15/3190)

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-09-2011, 09:42 AM
Here's another classic movie quote that resonates: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. — Ferris Bueller

tesral
02-09-2011, 10:44 AM
Another of the vast body of film I have never seen.


Gutenberg's gift to civilization was that no book will ever again be lost. Before him a book may have a dozen copies in the world, after him, thousands. Computer programmers and archivists, the descendants of Gutenberg in process and spirit assure that there will not be thousands, but millions of copies of any given work no matter how great or mundane, loved or hated. No tyrant, be they secular or religious, will ever again control what the people may read. The Internet and the World Wide Web are the liberty machine, if only the people will so embrace them. -- The Tao of Phoenix

Sascha
02-09-2011, 01:14 PM
Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.

The Breakfast Club (1985)

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-09-2011, 02:52 PM
Sometimes a man with too broad a perspective reveals himself as having no real perspective at all. A man who tries too hard to see every side may be a man who is trying to avoid choosing any side. A man who tries too hard to seek a deeper truth may be trying to hide from the truth he already knows. That is not a sign of intellectual sophistication and "great thinking". It is a demonstration of moral degeneracy and cowardice. — Steven Den Beste (http://keithdevens.com/weblog/archive/2004/May/19/Den-Beste.quote)

tesral
02-09-2011, 04:09 PM
"Moral excellence comes about as a result of habit. We become just by doing just acts. temperate by doing temperate acts, brave by doing brave acts."--Aristotle

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-09-2011, 06:09 PM
A society that puts equality -- in the sense of equality of outcome -- ahead of freedom will end up with neither equality nor freedom. The use of force to achieve equality will destroy freedom, and the force, introduced for good purposes, will end up in the hands of people who use it to promote their own interests. — Milton Friedman (Thomas Sowell: A Conflict of Visions, p130) (http://keithdevens.com/weblog/archive/2003/Aug/04/Milton-Friedman-quote)

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-09-2011, 09:44 PM
"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead." -- Samuel Goldwyn

"...unless one is of the undead, then it is permissible." -- Arch Lich Thoth-Amon

tesral
02-10-2011, 02:10 AM
Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right. --Laurens van der Post, explorer and writer 1906-1996

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-24-2011, 12:18 PM
"What you do today can improve all your tomorrows." -- Ralph Marston

tesral
02-24-2011, 12:24 PM
The fetters imposed on liberty at home have ever been forged out of the weapons provided for defense against real, pretended, or imaginary dangers from abroad." -- James Madison

Sascha
02-24-2011, 02:13 PM
Joshua: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
-- IMDb Quotes: WarGames (1983)

ashewyntr
02-24-2011, 05:54 PM
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.


In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.
- Chuck Reid


"You could just as well say that an agnostic is a deeply religious person with at least a rudimentary knowledge of human fallibility."
— Carl Sagan

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-26-2011, 09:35 PM
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. --George Eliot

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-27-2011, 09:07 AM
Here's another good one: Conscience is the guardian in the individual of the rules which the community has evolved for its own preservation. It is the policeman in all our hearts, set there to watch that we do not break its laws. It is the spy seated in the central stronghold of the ego. --W. Somerset Maugham (http://r20.rs6.net/tn.jsp?llr=rs7rj9aab&et=1104629256547&s=67242&e=001KT5lzM9xKSOlXrNqmmAHu3a3mGMn4DO11DC2Ax291Q41V AAtqqcmgghoVikV4i5R1veKfPGomffDXGREZEO-sA0CF8bKP60JU3T2tjDSJBArC2PpPVw4nK8zf4tzAnUxXObIoo 3DYTK2XxZpWVCjkH13Wf9FVzZObdUSGDpjkKwNRiayldnJJjNR ADKLuRr6saCA9VHu3XmvIPJM_-3dWQ_xHwI--DmjkU49q_fujFWdPfza1UqAEkUgqi9G61Et) (1874-1965)

His book, The Razors Edge, falls into the category of being in my top 2 favorite books of all time, the other being The Lost Horizon, by James Hilton.

tesral
02-27-2011, 04:55 PM
"There are three ways to do anything in Windows. The method that Microsoft intends, the best practice, and how everyone really does it." -- Me

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
02-27-2011, 05:54 PM
After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. --Shirly Jones

I'm not surprised. People, if nothing else, are predictable.

ashewyntr
02-27-2011, 08:41 PM
We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
- Anais Nin

Hoitash
02-28-2011, 09:27 AM
"The madness... The madness... begins." -Autarch Scolar Visari's last words.