Gaming Haiku thread

[-Crash-]

I love Haiku's, even the ones that don't make sense, so what better way to express this love than in a thread!

5, 7, and 5, are the only rules, unless your anal and really want to have a seasonal reference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

Example:

The axe falls again
Flesh becomes severed from bone
Beware the ruthless

Another Example (less serious)

Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

[Hoitash]

Arcane Archer's rock
But I am a paladin
So I went Grey Guard

[FrederickL]

There is no spoon
I'm telling you it's true
The cake is a lie too

(Ok, I cheated, it's not game related)

[Azar]

I saw a mage
I'm a fighter
I found out he was a cleric

(Hope this count's)

[-Crash-]

Haikus have 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 syllables again.

Heres an example.

This is my last chance
Reflex save to dodge the trap
I rolled a one, F***

[nijineko]

stance, style, sudden strike,
a flurry of fist, feet, shin,
shatters golden leaves.

[Lender]

My friends and I gamed
Then I moved away from them
I need some new friends

[XeroDrift]

My spell floats on air
I do not fear the darkness
Tremble before me
--- Merged from Double Post ---

Haikus have 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 syllables again.

Heres an example.

This is my last chance
Reflex save to dodge the trap
I rolled a one, F***

Lol