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07-05-2009, 11:38 PM
I only did a real cursory check for this, but I didn't see it posted here. So here it is.

1400 Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do During An RPG (http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html)
My personal favorites:
306. Chaotic Evil dieties do not have hymnals.
607. A N-Scale tuba player is not an appropriate miniature for my gnome bard.
880. Searching the dead PC for spell components is ok. Using him for spell components is not.

Pretty amusing. It's like the Skippy's List (http://skippyslist.com/list/) of RPGs.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-06-2009, 12:24 AM
Funny list, thanks for posting, korhal23.

09-22-2009, 12:08 AM
Yeah, good job, plus, word of advice, killing another PC's character in game does not then mean that you can lay claim to his woman and property in real life...

James Ruglia
09-22-2009, 01:10 AM
97. My one wish cannot be 'I wish everything on this piece of paper was true'

107. There is no such game as Wereshark the Buffet.

278. Anything the DM has to ponder the full impact of for more than a minute is forbidden.


09-22-2009, 02:41 AM

Thanks for putting me into a coughing fit.

09-22-2009, 07:29 PM
170. I cannot name my character Xagyg or any anagram thereof.
183. There are no rules for cooking corn dogs in any d20 supplement. (but there should be)
252. I can not order the Druid to transform and roll out.
I'll have to go back... that list could take awhile.

09-22-2009, 10:22 PM