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Arkhemedes
07-02-2009, 04:38 PM
Okay, we're going to give this one a try and see what happens. The object here is to create the run-on sentence from hell. Very simple - just write one word or as few words as possible to create a sentence that never ends. Obviously we want to ovoid any punctuations such as : . ! and ? which would bring our sentence to an abrupt and screeching halt. But if some jerk-wad decides to do so anyway - no problem - just start another sentence. And, of course, crude side comments are welcome and even encouraged. Here's the first word:

"The...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-02-2009, 05:51 PM
...jerk-wad really...

<Good stuff, Arkhemedes. Hilarious potential, high.>

Arkhemedes
07-02-2009, 09:31 PM
<Wow, this thing has taken off like a lead balloon. (Utter disappointment beginning to set in.) Seems like an easy enough thread for people to score points on. Maybe if I just nudge in the right direction - picking up where Thoth left off...>

...who started this thread...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-02-2009, 09:33 PM
...shaved his butt and learned how to walk backwards...

Arkhemedes
07-02-2009, 09:39 PM
<:lol:Alright, now we're getting some where!>

...but couldn't stop...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-02-2009, 09:42 PM
...er, um, sniffen' all the local fire hydrants...

Arkhemedes
07-02-2009, 10:15 PM
...which reminded him so much of...

Tamburlain
07-02-2009, 11:10 PM
... his long lost robot friend, Billy, who much like the fire hydrants was painted fire-engine red and spoke little...

Genesplicer
07-02-2009, 11:50 PM
...Russian, but this was not a problem because...

Webhead
07-03-2009, 12:12 AM
"...the leprechaun, Shamus O'Shanty O'Shame, had granted him..."

Genesplicer
07-03-2009, 12:39 AM
...full and compleate access to...

BrotherDog
07-03-2009, 02:23 AM
...a very collectable sets of...

traesin
07-03-2009, 03:42 AM
singing forks that....

Panthro82
07-03-2009, 07:17 AM
were used to kill 14 of the worlds most famous...

Chavic
07-03-2009, 08:26 AM
...french fries, which, although delicious, could sing...

Panthro82
07-03-2009, 08:30 AM
all of John Tesh's classics, including...

Arkhemedes
07-03-2009, 09:21 AM
"Smoke on the water", which was originally written by John Tesh but sold to Deep Purple in exchange for...

Oldgamer
07-03-2009, 09:43 AM
... lessons in beginning his new career in ...

Panthro82
07-03-2009, 09:54 AM
break dancing which he funded with...

Webhead
07-03-2009, 12:55 PM
"...the money he made off of miniature South-Guatamalan yodeling lemurs that he sold on the black market..."

Arkhemedes
07-03-2009, 03:51 PM
...in the quaint little backwater town of Muleshoe Texas, which is known mostly for its...

Genesplicer
07-03-2009, 06:58 PM
...tumbelweeds, armadilo roadkill, and...

Arkhemedes
07-03-2009, 10:08 PM
...of course, the Research and Development Center for the HAMDIC (Hamster Driven Interplanetary Cruiser) Starship set to launch in the year 2012 for the distant planet of...

Genesplicer
07-03-2009, 10:11 PM
...Gerbalix, the happy rodent paradice where...

Panthro82
07-03-2009, 10:57 PM
hamburgers eat humans, which was only possible because...

Genesplicer
07-03-2009, 11:00 PM
...of that mutagen spill last year caused by...

Panthro82
07-03-2009, 11:03 PM
the scientific discoveries of Ronald McDonald at a shopping mall in east lansing Michigan, which he frequented so much because...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-03-2009, 11:06 PM
...it was devoid of humans due to the attack of the killer tomatoes...

Panthro82
07-03-2009, 11:09 PM
these killer tomatoes were unlike any others for the fact that they could urinate out of their mouths and puke out of their butts, an unusual characteristic except in the creature known as...

Genesplicer
07-03-2009, 11:17 PM
...Snorgus the Flatulent, who is permanantly banned from entering the 9 systems controlled by the...

Panthro82
07-03-2009, 11:23 PM
group known as Run D Mc. They have controlled the galaxy for hundreds of years now through their sheer ability to...

Genesplicer
07-03-2009, 11:28 PM
...sing so loud that any other creature's nervous system overloads in their presance causing...

Panthro82
07-03-2009, 11:36 PM
massive bowel movements, much like when...

Genesplicer
07-03-2009, 11:39 PM
...people saw the Kevin Costner movie Water World which...

Panthro82
07-03-2009, 11:40 PM
used urine as drinking water, which was the 32nd time that has happened and the 31st time was unusual because...

Genesplicer
07-03-2009, 11:44 PM
...no one actualy cared, meanwhile...

Panthro82
07-03-2009, 11:45 PM
the urine was drunk by celebrities which urinated in turn which went into the treatment systems and was then given to the unlikely...

Genesplicer
07-03-2009, 11:48 PM
...nimrod who turned and screamed at Panthro82: "ENOUGH WITH THE URIN ALREADY!!! make up something creative that doesn't have to do with bodily fluid/solid or other type of excreation, something like...

Panthro82
07-03-2009, 11:50 PM
monkeys who use defecation as a defense mechanism, much like...(the sentence was ended with the exclamations and OOG comments! lol :)

Genesplicer
07-03-2009, 11:52 PM
(ARG!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO YOU IDIOT DEFICATING THUNDERCAT!!!!!)
...when the asteriods battered the great space cruiser...

Baldwin Stonewood
07-04-2009, 06:43 AM
...chunks of metal bent under the impact force...

Chavic
07-04-2009, 10:40 AM
...But then, Tom Cruise, screaming "For Great Justice!"....

Baldwin Stonewood
07-04-2009, 12:00 PM
...as he came tumbling back down to earth, then taken immediately to the Scientologist in Clearwater, Florida...

Panthro82
07-04-2009, 12:02 PM
who told him that if he donated 300,000 dollars to the church of scientology he would become enlightened, so he didn't hesitate to...

Genesplicer
07-04-2009, 01:21 PM
...jump up and down on a couch while screaming into his cell phone at...

Panthro82
07-04-2009, 03:01 PM
his child Suri, whom he was furious with because she was...

Baldwin Stonewood
07-04-2009, 05:00 PM
...she wouldn't listen to mommy and ...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-05-2009, 12:38 AM
...Harvey, the invisible rabbit... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042546/

Arkhemedes
07-05-2009, 09:36 AM
...wasted after a long night of drinking MadDog 20/20, took a joyride to the city where he set fire to...



<btw, great job everybody! There's some good stuff here (we'll ignore the stumbles we had on the last page where illicit and prohibited punctuation marks somehow found their way into our sentence, and then...well, that's when the wheels started to come off, and well...) Anyway...was gone for a bit, but now I'm back. Just needed to make a little course adjustment and we're good! Carry on!:biggrin:)

Oldgamer
07-05-2009, 09:40 AM
... St. Jude's burn unit on his way to ...

Baldwin Stonewood
07-05-2009, 11:49 AM
...meet his maker in...

Genesplicer
07-05-2009, 02:11 PM
...the outer quadrant of the...

Chavic
07-05-2009, 02:23 PM
...refrigerator, which was full of...

Genesplicer
07-05-2009, 02:30 PM
...bottles of higly illeagal...

Baldwin Stonewood
07-05-2009, 02:57 PM
...whiskey and grain alcohol, which the young woman used to...

Genesplicer
07-05-2009, 03:06 PM
...wax her pet turtle, the indomidle...

Arkhemedes
07-05-2009, 04:06 PM
...Rex Voltar, defender of mankind and leader of...

Genesplicer
07-05-2009, 04:07 PM
...the secret society of reptile suprimicists that is planning to...

Panthro82
07-05-2009, 04:08 PM
eat a ton of macaroni and cheese, which will give them...

Genesplicer
07-05-2009, 04:08 PM
...the unlimited power of...

Panthro82
07-05-2009, 04:09 PM
interpretive dance, which will be useful when they....

Genesplicer
07-05-2009, 04:11 PM
...try out for American Idol as part of their sinister plan to...

Panthro82
07-05-2009, 04:14 PM
Turn Simon Cowell into a unicorn, because they need to...

Genesplicer
07-05-2009, 04:25 PM
...shut the guy up so the contestants he has overly tramatized can...

Arkhemedes
07-05-2009, 07:50 PM
...continue with their plans of world domination through the use of sappy music and a special brain-washing agent introduced into the general public by means of...

Genesplicer
07-05-2009, 08:59 PM
...sonic baffeling induced by...

Arkhemedes
07-05-2009, 09:35 PM
...specially bred carrier pigeons trained to imitate the singing voice of...

Panthro82
07-05-2009, 09:37 PM
Nelson Mandela, who was also very skilled at...

Baldwin Stonewood
07-05-2009, 11:08 PM
...at negotiating peace among diverse groups of human beings, which at times can be...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-06-2009, 12:27 AM
...difficult with the Orcish mindset...

Arkhemedes
07-06-2009, 08:54 AM
...who tend to have some rather unusual customs such as...

Panthro82
07-06-2009, 09:15 AM
pig farming, which can be incredibly tedious when you have...

Oldgamer
07-06-2009, 09:17 AM
... fields full of the end result of feeding them the tons of macaroni and cheese to wade through on your way to ...

Chavic
07-06-2009, 10:33 AM
..your DDR competition, which starts in a matter of...

Arkhemedes
07-06-2009, 11:07 AM
...minutes, relatively speaking of course, which is like comparing Christmas tree ornaments to...




<Wow, Chavic, you sure didn't leave much there for the next guy :eek: >

Panthro82
07-07-2009, 07:20 AM
Barbara Walters, which is a fair comparison because....

Arkhemedes
07-07-2009, 08:09 AM
...both have lots of empty space on the inside, much like...

Panthro82
07-07-2009, 10:08 AM
Madonna, who has adopted over 17...

Arkhemedes
07-08-2009, 09:26 AM
...different varieties of yak poop which she likes to dress up in costumes such as...

kantou
07-08-2009, 12:17 PM
skirts with IOU striped with ....

Genesplicer
07-08-2009, 12:40 PM
...plad slamanders that represent...

kantou
07-08-2009, 01:35 PM
the end of the decade...

Baldwin Stonewood
07-08-2009, 02:18 PM
of long suffering, but eventually everything turned to be...

Genesplicer
07-08-2009, 02:31 PM
...made of marshmellow, the kind used in...

Oldgamer
07-08-2009, 02:33 PM
... making the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man in Ghostbusters, that turned out to be too flammable to use there or elsewhere in ...

Genesplicer
07-08-2009, 02:49 PM
...the warp core of the Fedaration Starship U.S.S....

kantou
07-08-2009, 04:01 PM
rang the time of the last bell....

Genesplicer
07-08-2009, 04:05 PM
...which makes absolutly no sense what so ever because a verb was used in place of a noun, which everyone knows will cause...

Arkhemedes
07-08-2009, 04:48 PM
...a complete meltdown of the time-space continuum, much like...





(Neophytes :rolleyes:)

Genesplicer
07-08-2009, 04:54 PM
...when Tom Cruise oppens his mouth without a script, which also genneraly causes...

Arkhemedes
07-08-2009, 05:03 PM
...mass hysteria and uncontrolable vomiting, which is also what happens when...

Genesplicer
07-08-2009, 05:15 PM
...discontinuities in the space time continuem caused by the lousy writing in TV shows that have jumpped the shark, which aught to be illeagle because...

Arkhemedes
07-08-2009, 05:25 PM
...Fonzie quit riding his bike years ago when he cracked his skull open after being hit by...

Genesplicer
07-08-2009, 05:27 PM
...Supperman who was practicing low level flying while drunk, which everyone knows...

Arkhemedes
07-08-2009, 05:40 PM
...happens all too frequently since...

kantou
07-08-2009, 07:08 PM
the rain of man...

Genesplicer
07-08-2009, 07:18 PM
...will one day come to a screaching end in a hail of rainbow colored hamsters sent by...

Arkhemedes
07-08-2009, 08:46 PM
the rain of man...
<Would that be rain of man or reign of man?>


...the rodent god, Fluffy, Devourer of Worlds, from the distant galaxy of...

kantou
07-08-2009, 09:37 PM
reign my bad,

above and beyond...

templeorder
07-08-2009, 11:33 PM
the call of duty...

kantou
07-08-2009, 11:35 PM
to fight anther day....

Panthro82
07-09-2009, 02:15 AM
against the pacifists of planet neutral, who were also...

kantou
07-09-2009, 02:23 AM
named the chosen ones...

Panthro82
07-09-2009, 02:29 AM
and they never did anything ever, which was exciting because

kantou
07-09-2009, 02:46 AM
their life was a fantasy....

Panthro82
07-09-2009, 02:50 AM
which in reality was merely...

Genesplicer
07-09-2009, 03:12 AM
...a dream of the great panda Doboo, who...

Panthro82
07-09-2009, 03:30 AM
often looked at pictures of pictures and pondered...

traesin
07-09-2009, 04:02 AM
about the meaning of a blue sky in

Panthro82
07-09-2009, 05:30 AM
Arabia, where sky's were usually...

Oldgamer
07-09-2009, 10:27 AM
... purple and filled with ...

Genesplicer
07-09-2009, 11:17 AM
...flying cheese balls that fell from...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-09-2009, 11:18 AM
...the sky, also know as Cheesy-Poofs, given by the Greater God, Cartman!...

Genesplicer
07-09-2009, 11:29 AM
...who has had way to many things shoved up his...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-09-2009, 11:41 AM
...cakehole...

Panthro82
07-09-2009, 12:45 PM
but once the gods realized what they had done, they cast Cartman to the deepest, darkest bowels of...

Baldwin Stonewood
07-09-2009, 01:02 PM
the cesspool, where the mighty cheese puff being was reduced to...

Genesplicer
07-09-2009, 01:17 PM
...shredded bits of unidentifiable material, that was then used in the construction of...

Baldwin Stonewood
07-09-2009, 01:21 PM
...a giant golem in the shape of a hot dog, but when...

Genesplicer
07-09-2009, 01:28 PM
...it made its first attack on the city, Scooby Doo ate it, along with as side of...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-09-2009, 01:31 PM
...Shaggy...

Genesplicer
07-09-2009, 01:33 PM
...french fries, but the moss on them gave him a tummy ache, which lead to...

Panthro82
07-09-2009, 01:42 PM
competitive break dancing competitions for the next 48...

Genesplicer
07-09-2009, 01:43 PM
...mellinia, the winner of which will be crowned...

Panthro82
07-09-2009, 01:53 PM
supreme grand master of Delaware, which is a most prestigious title because...

Genesplicer
07-09-2009, 02:14 PM
...Rhoad Island was alreay taken, so...

Panthro82
07-09-2009, 02:22 PM
everyone rejoiced by having a raging...

Arkhemedes
07-09-2009, 03:05 PM
...bake-feast where everyone tossed around all manner of baked goods including...





<Hey, check it out, over 120 posts in one week - not bad! :)>

Panthro82
07-09-2009, 03:07 PM
monkey brains, which were most delicious when served with...

Oldgamer
07-09-2009, 04:36 PM
... leech livers know for their ability to ...

kantou
07-09-2009, 05:52 PM
devour the human soul...

WCRPG Butcher
07-09-2009, 05:57 PM
... made popular by the FOX television network's reality show ...

kantou
07-09-2009, 06:39 PM
then ruled by NBC ....

Arkhemedes
07-09-2009, 09:58 PM
...called "When Worms Attack" hosted by the famed international celebrity...

Panthro82
07-09-2009, 11:47 PM
Tommy Chong, who was always in love with the idea of...

kantou
07-10-2009, 12:47 AM
digging up graves near saint john church....

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 01:06 AM
because there was a myth that the late, great...

traesin
07-10-2009, 03:18 AM
king of the small people in sherwood forest...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-10-2009, 10:57 AM
...Home to Robby Hoodlum and his merry band of halflings...

kantou
07-10-2009, 12:13 PM
who pillaged the gnomes of ....

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 12:17 PM
Kentucky resided there, Tommy Chong also loved the idea that if he found the body he could then...

Oldgamer
07-10-2009, 01:35 PM
.... dry it and smoke it to achieve ...



<I couldn't help it>

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 01:39 PM
a mummy, which he would use as his minion against...

Arkhemedes
07-10-2009, 01:49 PM
.... dry it and smoke it to achieve ...



<I couldn't help it>
<It's amazing how often people miss the obvious cues such as this one. Oh well, gotta go with it I guess. :rolleyes: >



...right wing bureaucrats who think that...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 01:52 PM
monkeys should be made the prime minister of...

(no, I completely noticed the cue. Doesn't mean I have to "roll" with it :) )

Genesplicer
07-10-2009, 03:20 PM
...India, where they could alie with the sacred cows to achieve...

Arkhemedes
07-10-2009, 03:23 PM
...a new world order known as...




<I just couldn't take the mummy thing again. :biggrin: >

Genesplicer
07-10-2009, 03:27 PM
...The Order of the Fuzzie Bottomed...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 03:32 PM
fishes, who reside in the great lake...

kantou
07-10-2009, 03:33 PM
of the silver lady....

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 03:38 PM
who often shoots films about...

kantou
07-10-2009, 03:42 PM
the one and only...

Arkhemedes
07-10-2009, 03:48 PM
...Fred Lebowitz, Co-Founder and Chairman of...

Genesplicer
07-10-2009, 03:50 PM
...the Living Donuts Society, that conveans once every...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 03:51 PM
1400 years due to the fear of giant...

Genesplicer
07-10-2009, 03:52 PM
...cops, whose precence signifies...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 03:53 PM
the apocalypse, which could have been avoided if only...

Genesplicer
07-10-2009, 03:54 PM
...people had payed all their parking tickets, which also would have helped...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 03:58 PM
john stamos in his efforts to bring about a reunion for the hit show...

Genesplicer
07-10-2009, 04:04 PM
...How to Play Cricket if You're not British, which was canceled half way through its first episode because...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 04:12 PM
the stands collapsed, crushing all of the...

Genesplicer
07-10-2009, 04:32 PM
...helpless bunnies that had come for the nobel purpose of...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 04:42 PM
devouring innocent peoples faces, which were quite tasty to bunnies because...

Genesplicer
07-10-2009, 04:44 PM
...they realy get tired of carrots after a while you know, just like beavers get tired of...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 04:54 PM
pizza, which is their favorite meal because...

Oldgamer
07-10-2009, 05:24 PM
... chewing wood not only splintered their gums, but their bums as well, making them crave human food and beginning to enter ...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 05:51 PM
hibernation, which is rare for them because they usually...

Arkhemedes
07-10-2009, 06:27 PM
...prefer taking long hot bubble baths, going for walks on the beach and...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-10-2009, 06:42 PM
...and hanging out with Squidward at Bikini Bottom...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 08:20 PM
who was secretly a spy for the...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-10-2009, 10:09 PM
...Kobold brigade, a special forces unit...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 10:10 PM
that specialized in selling oranges to...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-10-2009, 10:15 PM
...unsuspecting humanoids that have been targeted for termination...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 10:18 PM
by the sock puppets of eastern india, a scary bunch that...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-10-2009, 10:29 PM
...levitate their bodies at will...

Panthro82
07-10-2009, 10:33 PM
while cooking rice pilaf which is mostly difficult because...

Arkhemedes
07-11-2009, 10:04 AM
...sock puppets have no fingers, although they are particularly adept at...

Oldgamer
07-11-2009, 10:07 AM
... twirling daggers with their toes while ...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-11-2009, 10:07 AM
...while running on their palms...

Oldgamer
07-11-2009, 10:26 AM
... during a race to ...

Panthro82
07-11-2009, 10:54 AM
the bank, so that they can...

Arkhemedes
07-11-2009, 01:09 PM
...deposit all the loot earned in their latest scam...

Panthro82
07-11-2009, 01:45 PM
scientology, which was started to fund...

Arkhemedes
07-11-2009, 01:54 PM
...L. Ron Hubbard's dream of owning a private island where...

traesin
07-11-2009, 01:58 PM
he could be surrounded by...

Arkhemedes
07-11-2009, 02:03 PM
...mermaids playing ukuleles and...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-11-2009, 02:10 PM
...their jubblies being scantily covered by long flowing beautiful hair tied in sea kelp, mmm, but i digress...

Panthro82
07-11-2009, 02:11 PM
the only shame was they were half human, half fish which...

Arkhemedes
07-11-2009, 02:18 PM
...gives them a peculiar odor, makes dancing with them a real challenge, and...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-11-2009, 02:20 PM
Doesn't bother Thoth one bit, heck, I'd love an alien with purple skin if she was hot. Never let it be said that Thoth discriminates by race. The way Thoth see's it, the more accepting, the more options that present themselves. Beauty is beauty, no matter what the color. Purple, green, fish tail, Thoth is there for the smooches, and the lovin'. Mmm

Arkhemedes
07-11-2009, 02:23 PM
<OMG! You ended the sentence not once but three times there! What were you thinking? Mermaids on the brain, huh?>


These mermaids are also good at...

Panthro82
07-11-2009, 02:32 PM
dying on land because their head is the fish part which makes for an unusual...

Arkhemedes
07-11-2009, 02:35 PM
...french kissing, which Thoth would know much about, as he also knows much about...




:lol:

Panthro82
07-11-2009, 02:49 PM
undead, which is most likely why he chose to make out with a fish because they are still better kissers than...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-11-2009, 05:55 PM
Hey! The top half definitely wasn't fish, trust me. Mmm, Thoth recollects the memories. Mmm

kantou
07-11-2009, 06:05 PM
running wild in the woods of thor, unable to see...

Genesplicer
07-11-2009, 07:15 PM
...the boby pins sticking out of the trees, that were placed there by...

Arkhemedes
07-11-2009, 09:12 PM
<Wow, my computer must be skipping a page. I'm not sure how we got from Thoth jacking up our run-on sentence to running wild in the woods, but I'll go with it.>



...The Knights Who Say, "Icky, Icky, Bow, Bow, Whoop!" and their pet...

kantou
07-12-2009, 02:44 AM
morris the cat sprung...

Arkhemedes
07-12-2009, 08:52 AM
...out of the shrubbery, as it was being chased by...






<200 posts :eek:>

Oldgamer
07-12-2009, 09:43 AM
... a Dire Mosquito that had just fed off of a ...

kantou
07-12-2009, 10:23 AM
halfing by the name of....

Arkhemedes
07-12-2009, 11:30 AM
...Chester the Molester, who was on his way to...

Oldgamer
07-12-2009, 11:45 AM
... enlist in the Navy, when suddenly ...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-12-2009, 11:49 AM
...he found that The Village People were having a reunion tour...

Arkhemedes
07-12-2009, 11:57 AM
...and he hoped he could talk them into taking on another member so that he could dress up as...

kantou
07-12-2009, 01:32 PM
the one and only mistress....

Panthro82
07-12-2009, 05:37 PM
rupaul, who is really good at...

kantou
07-13-2009, 12:26 AM
seduction of foolish men.....

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-13-2009, 01:11 AM
...not unlike the harpies of the sea coasts...

kantou
07-13-2009, 01:32 AM
which take what they....

traesin
07-13-2009, 02:53 AM
can get from the lonely male gamer who...

Panthro82
07-13-2009, 02:54 AM
sells negatives of...

traesin
07-13-2009, 03:08 AM
things that he finds in a

Panthro82
07-13-2009, 03:48 AM
dumpster behind the infamous skin bar called...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-13-2009, 09:32 AM
...soap and suds...

Arkhemedes
07-13-2009, 10:39 AM
...a place frequently visited by...

kantou
07-13-2009, 10:43 AM
the old granger of....

Arkhemedes
07-13-2009, 10:52 AM
<What the heck is a granger?>


...Orange County, also known as...

kantou
07-13-2009, 11:44 AM
>should be old ladie < spelling typo

slave of the ...

Oldgamer
07-13-2009, 11:55 AM
... Underarm Sniffer Society of North America to who she owes ...

Panthro82
07-13-2009, 12:51 PM
6 bucks and 3 tacos which she says should...

kantou
07-13-2009, 02:15 PM
consume her daily diet....

Arkhemedes
07-13-2009, 03:43 PM
...of peanut brittle and cheezy poofs, which she has delivered to her house weekly from the distant land of...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-13-2009, 04:39 PM
...Southpark...

Oldgamer
07-13-2009, 05:27 PM
... where the snow is cold and the ...

Arkhemedes
07-13-2009, 05:30 PM
...turds can sing and dance...

kantou
07-13-2009, 06:32 PM
with smiles of the...

Arkhemedes
07-13-2009, 06:43 PM
...arch-villain variety (?) and the sinister laughter of mad scientists bent on...





(Kantou, dude, put down the pipe before you post here. You're really making this difficult. :))

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-13-2009, 06:45 PM
...creating the nude bomb...

Panthro82
07-13-2009, 09:46 PM
but Max Smart told them that...

berginyon
07-13-2009, 09:55 PM
the star spangaled bander

Panthro82
07-13-2009, 09:57 PM
was originally created by baseball great...

Arkhemedes
07-13-2009, 10:35 PM
...Babe Ruth, as opposed to the Star Spangled Banner, which was put to the tune of a drinking song by the name of...

Panthro82
07-13-2009, 10:39 PM
row row row your boat, which was made famous at a local library by legendary soccer player...

Arkhemedes
07-13-2009, 10:42 PM
...Pele' during one of his infamous tirades after a long night of drinking...

Panthro82
07-13-2009, 10:44 PM
kool-aid, which has an obscene amount of sugar in it because...

Arkhemedes
07-13-2009, 10:48 PM
...Eric Cartman made it to go along with his...

kantou
07-13-2009, 11:32 PM
charade of misfits...

traesin
07-14-2009, 02:13 AM
once, a long time ago, a golden moose said to them...

Panthro82
07-14-2009, 05:14 AM
I've got a golden ticket, I've got a twinkle in my eyes, and then he proceeded to...

kantou
07-14-2009, 11:26 AM
start his journey to find.....

Oldgamer
07-14-2009, 11:38 AM
... the great chocolate Lich from ...

kantou
07-14-2009, 12:39 PM
ice mountain during...

Panthro82
07-14-2009, 02:53 PM
summertime, which is a beautiful time to travel to the ice mountains because...

Genesplicer
07-14-2009, 08:24 PM
...the sun refracts through the ice crystals as if through a prism, causing...

Panthro82
07-14-2009, 08:41 PM
mass hysteria much like back when the band...

Genesplicer
07-14-2009, 11:42 PM
...The Jolly Ranchers does it's special dance number The...

Panthro82
07-15-2009, 12:04 AM
no pants dance, which was made famous by...

Genesplicer
07-15-2009, 12:06 AM
...Bart Simpson, who is also well known for...