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Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
06-30-2009, 01:28 PM
The SPOILER ALERT Thread. Warning, there be spoilers here. :eek:

I realize a great many things with my advanced wisdom, and some are:

1) There are many that love to read the last page of any book, first.
2) There are many that need to know certain details before considering reading a book, or watching a movie.
3) There are many who get as giddy as a schoolgirl and would love to be the first to share a spoiler but realize they would receive the ire of many for doing so.

So if you find yourself agreeing with any one or all of these things, then this thread is for you.

Feel free to ask for spoilers here, too. I'm sure someone would be more than happy to share a specifically requested spoiler.

Go ahead, share your spoiler/s, without consequences.

Let's begin...

06-30-2009, 02:34 PM
Rosebud is the name of the frking sled.

06-30-2009, 02:53 PM
Leonard Shelby let himself forget that the case was solved.

06-30-2009, 03:02 PM
The Titanic sinks.

Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze. (Or is he...)

Ozymandias killed Comedian.

06-30-2009, 03:28 PM
In a tribute to the festering cesspit of human iniquity that is the World of Warcraft official forums:


06-30-2009, 03:56 PM
The Dalai Lama is Yoda's FATHER!

MMmmm. Full of anger you are.

(And that's why they sound so much alike.)

06-30-2009, 04:18 PM
Kirk kills a great car.

We getr to see Silk Spectre nekkid, of course Nite Owl too.

07-01-2009, 02:28 PM
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
The Matrix is real.
The butler did it.

07-01-2009, 04:16 PM
Ilsa leaves for Lisbon with Victor; Rick and Louis leave for parts undetermined.

The secret ingredient is Nothing.

The secret ingredient is People.

07-01-2009, 05:20 PM
Taylor discovers they were on Earth the whole time!

07-01-2009, 06:03 PM
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
But when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
Under electric candlelight,
She picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
But when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

Well I left home just a week before,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

07-02-2009, 10:16 AM
And wouldja believe that he was dead the whole time??

And wouldja believe that they were all dead the whole time??

And wouldja believe that she imagined her escape the whole time? (The Descent)

And wouldja believe that Edward Norton is deranged and imagined Brad Pitt through the ENTIRE movie?? He even kicked his own ass REPEADEDLY!!

And wouldja believe that Soylent Green is people? It's PEOPLE!

And wouldja believe that he's just Clark Kent in tights the whole time?

07-02-2009, 10:42 AM
the dude in 6th sense is dead the whole time

07-02-2009, 11:52 AM
It's a cookbook.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
07-02-2009, 11:55 AM
a cookbook of the dead, the Necronomicon

07-03-2009, 07:53 AM
Harry dies in the 7th book. So doesn't Fred Weasley, Tonks, Professor Lupin, Dobby the house elf, and Voldemort. JK Rowling also admits that Dumbledore was homosexual.

Mulder and Scully hook up and have an alien baby.

Fry and Leela wind up getting together in the last movie.

The secret ingredient is plain old water....yep plain old water...laced with a little LSD.

Sam Beckett never leaps home.

Rocky loses the last fight of his career.

Bambies mother gets killed by a hunter.

Luke and Leia are twin brother and sister(this makes that kiss, and Lukes subsequent boner slightly awkward)

In Kill Bill, Bill gets killed.

Frodo destroys the ring.

Senator Palpatine is Darth Sidious.

oh and there is no easter bunny. :)

Bob the Dalek
07-17-2009, 01:53 PM
Sam Beckett never leaps home.

Damn you, sir. I cried again!

At the end of the credits, Samuel L Jackson does not step out and recruit Ron and Hermione for the Avengers Initiative. But he should have.

07-18-2009, 01:51 PM
In Bad News Bears, the Bears lose the championship.

07-18-2009, 05:16 PM
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.

Shows how young you are. The original one was "Coca-Cola, C O L A Cola."


--- Merged from Double Post ---

the dude in 6th sense is dead the whole time

My wife and I were getting ready to watch the DVD and decided to watch the special features before we watched the movie. So we learned he was already dead before watching the movie. It was still a good movie but it was totally spoiled.


07-20-2009, 11:07 AM
a cookbook of the dead, the Necronomicon
Am I to understand that the Necronomicon is the cookbook FOR the dead, or the cookbook on how to COOK the dead?


Patrick Bateman does not kill Paul Allen.

Ozymandius did it.

Ozymandius did that too.

Ozymandius didn't kill Rorschach but Manhattan did.

Jazz is RIPPED IN HALF by Megatron.

Sam Witwiki doesn't actually kill Megatron.

Two-Face killed himself on accident.

Morgan Freeman is God.

Earth is rebuilt, but the two remaining Earthlings in the universe don't go back.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Mice rule Earth.

If you are Mr. Spock, you can look at your future self due to time-space paradoxes and it doesn't collapse the universe.

A wizard did it.

07-21-2009, 06:47 AM
It was Frans Rayner. He wanted to get back at the ninjas, especially the McNinja clan.

Doom Crow
07-22-2009, 08:41 PM
Ryan Reynolds is Green Lantern.

Speaking of Green Lantern, Ralph and Sue Dinby, Arthur Curry, Earth-Two Superman, Ronnie Raymond, and Martian Manhunter to name a few are all Black Lanterns.

Hawkman and Hawkgirl get their hearts ripped out of their chests by Ralph and Sue Dinby, respectively, and become Black Lanterns themselves.

Batman Died. Rather, he was sucked back in time via Darkseid's Omega Sanction, back to like caveman times, leaving a very burnt up corpse. Sucks.

Captain America did NOT die, but was instead unstuck in time when he was shot by a special gun engineered by Dr. Doom, where he goes back to relive D-Day and various other points in his life.

Current Captain America is Bucky, errr the Winter Soldier, err Bucky.

Norman Osborn runs the world.

Wolverine has a son named Daken, who doesn't like him very much.

Spider Woman was the Skrull Queen.

The Wasp died.

Spiderman sold his marriage to Mary Jane Watson-Parker to Mephisto to save the life of his Aunt May. They no longer exist as a married couple but as a couple that dated for a bit and had an ugly breakup, and nobody remembers Spiderman's public outing of his identity on national television.

07-22-2009, 10:11 PM
In the movie 28 Weeks Later, no one survives.

Oh yea and at the end France becomes infested with the zombie virus(which to me is a happy ending :) )