View Full Version : If you were a Ninja...

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
05-02-2009, 11:11 AM
If you were a Ninja, what would be your weapon of choice? Remember folks, your weapon can be anything, a n y t h i n g, including guns or rifles with silencers. Only rule: keep your weapon of choice... stealthy.

Feel free to list back-up weapons if you feel so compelled. Enjoy the thread.

Mine? Sword! Yep, I'm old school. :eek:

What share you?

05-02-2009, 12:18 PM
ICBM so stealthy you don't even have to be on the same continent

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
05-02-2009, 12:29 PM
Well, you killed my ninja, Bearfoot Adam. LOL

05-02-2009, 03:15 PM
it would be explosives...a real traditional ninja weapon of course

05-02-2009, 11:55 PM
Pinkey finger

05-03-2009, 01:36 AM
Being that I AM a ninja ;) I would only need myself. I am my own greatest weapon

05-03-2009, 04:56 PM
Stealth, Misdirection, and Psychology.

05-04-2009, 10:36 AM
Pinkey finger
Teacup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx1XhlPIeEM)

Also, sticky rice bomb. Soak cooked rice in kerosine or other flamables until sticky. Wrap in rag loosely and attach fuse, light on fire and throw. The rice sticks to the target and fuels the fire.

William Murderface
06-06-2009, 11:17 PM
two wakizashi
3 sig sauer 220 w supressor
1 pound c4 explosive wired to groin in case of suicide run
1 perdator cloaking suit custom fit for me
and last but not least
a suborbital ion cannon for defense capabilities on the jic factor (just in case)
oh i almost forgot
a babelfish

06-07-2009, 02:36 AM
oh yea the other thing I would need, seeing as how I am a ninja....is ladies so that I can create more ninja's

06-07-2009, 03:50 AM
Arr, ye can't be having the ladies. Us Pirates have done takin' all the wenches to Torguga.

06-07-2009, 07:37 AM
M21 with silencer, reach out and touch someone!
and a good K-Bar. Is all I would need.

06-07-2009, 10:28 AM
K-bars are good. I have two. A WWII veteran and a reproduction.

06-07-2009, 02:23 PM
If I were a ninja, I'd be featured on www.realultimatepower.net (http://www.realultimatepower.net/) and I'd be super cool.

06-07-2009, 02:29 PM
the mystical ways of the ninja have taught me not to publicize that I am a ninja. I only do so here because you don't know my real identity...

Bob the Dalek
06-07-2009, 03:31 PM
If I were a ninja, I'd be featured on www.realultimatepower.net (http://www.realultimatepower.net/) and I'd be super cool.

I love that site!

If I were a real ninja, I'd be rules erratta'd out of the next edition and never be happy again.

And I'd use multi shadow clone jutsu.

06-08-2009, 07:34 AM
I wouldn't need to carry weapons, i would pick up the weapons of those i have slain with my witty reparte...not to mention i would have a really cool jazz soundtrack to chronicle my adventures like in the original PS one Tenchu...

06-08-2009, 10:09 AM
Um my ultimate weapon is check book and computer. Then I ninja you without knowing it through gov't bribes and things.