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Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-23-2009, 05:05 PM
Share with the rest of us memorable quotes from your favorite movies.

Here's mine: "That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the frack are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?" -Aliens

Sascha
04-23-2009, 06:27 PM
Oh, Pvt. Hudson; every line of his is gold.


"All the Dude wanted ... was his rug back."
- The Dude, The Big Lebowski

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-23-2009, 06:31 PM
Here's another: There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world. -LOTR

What share everyone else?

yukonhorror
04-23-2009, 08:07 PM
"there's no fighting in the war room"

Sascha
04-23-2009, 08:21 PM
Jayne: I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight… If he bothers me, or if there's a woman… Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

(and)

Mal: I aim to misbehave.

Serenity

kirksmithicus
04-23-2009, 08:22 PM
That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!

tesral
04-24-2009, 01:23 AM
Oh Gee Star Wars alone.

"There is always a bigger fish."

"It's not my fault!"

I have a bad feeling about this."


King Fu Panda: "How am I suppose to beat Ti Lung? I can't even beat you to the stairs."

"I'm not a big fat Panda. I'm the big fat Panda."

Ghostbusters: "Ray, If something asks if you are a god, say yes."

Kaewin
04-24-2009, 11:27 AM
"Snakes, why are did it have to be snakes?" Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark

"CAll him Dr Jones Lady." Short Round, Temple of Doom

"No Ticket." Indiana Jones. Last Crusade


"Excuse me have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light." BAtman to Joker just before he hit him.


"Why A spoon cousin?" Sheriff's cousin in Robin Hood

Sascha
04-24-2009, 12:22 PM
Sondra Pransky (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0424060/): You are a cynical crapehanger who always see the glass half-empty!
Sid Waterman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000095/): No, you're wrong. I see the glass half full, but of poison.

(and)

Sid Waterman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000095/): We need to put our heads together.
Sondra Pransky (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0424060/): If we put OUR heads together, it would make a hollow sound.

Scoop (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457513/), definitely my favorite of Woody Allen's ;)

yukonhorror
04-24-2009, 12:28 PM
"but he'll see the big board!"

from dr. strangelove

Sascha
04-24-2009, 12:33 PM
Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!

[edit: fixed quote]

kirksmithicus
04-24-2009, 02:02 PM
Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer:Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big Difference.


Lane Myer: She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.


Lane Myer: Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?


Yee Sook Ree: [speaking Howard Cosell] Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.
Lane Myer: Alright let's go!


Paperboy: Two dollars!
Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!


Lane Myer: Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky, guess she won't be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile.

Panthro82
04-24-2009, 02:08 PM
"No shirt. No shoes. No dice!"
& "Aloha Mr. Han!" "Aloha Spiccoli"

yukonhorror
04-24-2009, 02:33 PM
Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me? Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer:Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big Difference.


Lane Myer: She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.


Lane Myer: Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?


Yee Sook Ree: [speaking Howard Cosell] Truly a sight to behold. A man beaten. The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness. No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before, but a pathetic, washed up, aged ex-champion.
Lane Myer: Alright let's go!


Paperboy: Two dollars!
Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!


Lane Myer: Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky, guess she won't be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile.

great movie

Sascha
04-24-2009, 03:13 PM
Daniel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532193/): [glances into the coffin just presented to him] Who is this?
Undertaker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641375/): Pardon me?
Daniel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532193/): This is not my father.

Death at a Funeral (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795368/)

Panthro82
04-25-2009, 05:08 AM
heres another good one, "what are ya gonna do? Smother me in gravy ya dirty old man?" -Super Troopers

Otakar
04-25-2009, 08:47 AM
Ramirez from Highlander "Why do the stars come up, are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night, who knows?"
Definately my fave!

GoddessGood
04-25-2009, 09:57 AM
"I flyed?"
"No, you falled."
"Awww ..."

Gotta show the love for the original Land Before Time.

tesral
04-25-2009, 10:23 AM
"That's not flying, that falling gracefully." -- Woody from Toy Story.

Sascha
04-25-2009, 10:47 AM
Rocky (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000154/): You see, flying takes three things: Hard work, perseverance and... hard work.
Chicken Run

Freejack
04-25-2009, 11:21 AM
Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good! Thought so.

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

Hudson: Let's just bug out and call it even, OK? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson: F***in' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can bill me.

Highway: My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon.
Lance Corporal Fragatti: We take care of ourselves.
Highway: You couldn't take care of a wet dream. God loves you.
Collins: I know that!
Highway: You men do not impress me!
Profile: Recon platoon kicks butt.
Highway: If you ladies think that you can slip and slide just because your last sergeant was a pussy, well queer bait, you're going to start acting like Marines right now!
Lance Corporal Fragatti: Who invited ya!
Highway: I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you assholes and I don't want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don't habla, comprende?

[after Porter shoots Val in the leg and puts a cigarette in his mouth]
Porter: You got a light?
Val Resnick: [gasping in pain] What?
Porter: You got a light?
Val Resnick: No.
Porter: Then what good are you?
[Porter shoots Resnick in the face]

[the Indians General Manager calls minor league coach Lou Brown at Tire World to offer him a position with the Indians]
Charlie Donovan: How would you like to manage the Indians this year?
Lou Brown: Gee, I don't know...
Charlie Donovan: What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues.
Lou Brown: Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.

Jake: My name is Jacob Stein. I'm from the American Federation of Music. I've been sent to see if you gentlemen are carrying your permits.
Tucker McElroy: Our what?
Jake: Your union cards. May I see your union cards please?
Tucker McElroy: Well, suppose we ain't got no union cards and go in there and start playin' anyway? Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no F***in' teeth!

[discussing the body count]
Dr. Einstein: You got twelve, they got twelve.
[angrily grabs Dr. Einstein's necktie]
Jonathan Brewster: I've got thirteen!
Dr. Einstein: No, Johnny, twelve - don't brag.
Jonathan Brewster: Thirteen! There's Mr. Spinalzo and the first one in London, two in Johannesburg, one in Sydney, one in Melbourne, two in San Francisco, one in Phoenix, Arizona...
Dr. Einstein: Phoenix?
Jonathan Brewster: The filling station...
Dr. Einstein: Filling station? Oh!
[slits throat]
Dr. Einstein: Yes.
Jonathan Brewster: Then three in Chicago and one in South Bend. That makes thirteen.
Dr. Einstein: You cannot count the one in South Bend. He died of pneumonia!
Jonathan Brewster: He wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him!
Dr. Einstein: No, no, Johnny. You cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is just as good as you are!

Carl

Sascha
04-25-2009, 11:53 AM
Good call on Big Trouble in Little China. Jack Burton is made of dialogue win, even when he's technically monologuing ^_^

Jack Burton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

Gracie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000326/): I'd go with you but...
Jack Burton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): I know, there's a problem with your face.

Jack Burton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0393222/): Indeed!
Jack Burton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/): Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

gajenx
04-26-2009, 09:04 AM
Ghostbusters:
"When someone asks if your a god you say YES!"

The Last Unicorn:
"As for you and the things you said and didn't say, she will remember them all, when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits."
"The happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story."

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead
"The dishes are done Dude"

Sascha
04-26-2009, 01:20 PM
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): "Empire".
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): Blasphemy.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

Clerks

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-26-2009, 02:31 PM
"This R4 unit has a bad motivator." -Luke Skywalker, the pansy.

pansy: One who is an annoying <female dog> that has no <opposite of squares>. Cleaned up for FC.

On the record: I love Star Wars, and saw it in theaters in the 1970's quite a few times. There is just something about Luke that makes you want to smack him. It's lucky he found The Force, imo.

Panthro82
04-26-2009, 04:09 PM
Heres another classic Rocky line from his trainer, "I want you to eat lightnin', and crap out thundah!"

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-26-2009, 04:18 PM
"Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude." -Mike Damone, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Sascha
04-26-2009, 06:49 PM
Heh, might be easier just to post the screenplay; Empire is loaded with awesome lines ^_^

Princess Leia (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000402/): Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.
Han Solo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000148/): Who's scruffy-looking?

Yoda (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000568/): Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

Han Solo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000148/): Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Princess Leia (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000402/): I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
Han Solo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000148/): I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.

Princess Leia (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000402/): [to Han] Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet.

The Empire Strikes Back

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-26-2009, 07:57 PM
Hopefully this hasnt been used yet.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

kirksmithicus
04-26-2009, 11:11 PM
Crazy Earl: These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.

Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?
Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.
Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Private Joker: "Born to Kill", sir.
Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Private Joker: No, sir.
Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Private Joker: Our side, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir.

tesral
04-27-2009, 12:15 AM
"Yug! Yug!" 1,000,000 BC

Freejack
04-27-2009, 07:06 AM
"Yug! Yug!" 1,000,000 BC

Ringo Starr Zug Zug
-- Caveman

:D

Carl

GoddessGood
04-27-2009, 08:30 AM
"This R4 unit has a bad motivator." -Luke Skywalker, the pansy.

pansy: One who is an annoying <female dog> that has no <opposite of squares>. Cleaned up for FC.

On the record: I love Star Wars, and saw it in theaters in the 1970's quite a few times. There is just something about Luke that makes you want to smack him. It's lucky he found The Force, imo.
Yeah, that actor gave whiney kid really well. Y'all will have to help me here, but I think he was supposed to be 16 to 18 at the time, which is a perfect whiney kid stage. Then there's his nickname, Wormy. Knowing who his dad is, it can get hard to watch Darth Vader's kid be such a prat. He smarts up quick, though. Great destiny and all.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-27-2009, 10:21 AM
[Ahmahd is given a Viking sword] 13th warrior

Ahmed ibn Fahdlan: I cannot lift this.
Herger the Joyous: Grow stronger.

Oldgamer
04-27-2009, 11:29 AM
kirksmithicus (http://www.penandpapergames.com/forums/member.php?u=3855) has quoted two of my favorites ... FMJ and Heartbreak Ridge, FMJ because it reminded me of my time in the Corps and HBR because Gunny Highway is an exact size and attitude match for my grandfather, a Korea era Marine too ... here's a few more ...


Heartbreak Ridge:

Jail Binger (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006431/): I don't like soldier boys.
Highway (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/): Say what?
Jail Binger (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006431/): If you wanna pop that puppy's can you don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead.
Highway (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/): Well, it sounds like you're a man of experience.
Jail Binger (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006431/): What the hell's that supposed to mean, grunge shit.
Highway (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/): It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
Jail Binger (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006431/): Ain't gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead!
Highway (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/): [hands cigar to the young man] Hang on to this, boy. I think war's just been declared.

FMJ:

[Christmas in the Corps]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000388/): Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

[Hartman gives a speech to the graduating recruits]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000388/): Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every Marine is your brother. Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: Marines die. That's what we're here for. But the Marine Corp lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

[Arriving at Parris Island]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000388/): If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, f***ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on **Edited for racial slurs**. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?



Oldgamer: Oo-rah!

yukonhorror
04-27-2009, 12:13 PM
"I flunked flank"
"you flunked flank. Get the flank out of here."

AND

"Do you care if it falls."
"What?"
"the roman empire"
"F** it"

History of the world part I

Sascha
04-27-2009, 12:39 PM
Inga (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000414/): Werewolf!
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): Werewolf?
Igor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001204/): There.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): What?
Igor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001204/): There, wolf. There, castle.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): Why are you talking that way?
Igor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001204/): I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): No, I don't want to.
Igor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001204/): [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.

(and)

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): SEDA-GIVE?

Young Frankenstein

tesral
04-27-2009, 03:44 PM
Put...the candle...back!

What hump?

GoddessGood
04-27-2009, 03:49 PM
[Emma Rae knees Eddie in the groin]
Emma Rae (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001718/): Grace, the lying cheating sack of [stuff] is here.
Eddie Bichon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000598/): [on the floor] Can't... breathe...
Grace (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000210/): Oh, my God. Emma Rae, what did you do?
Emma Rae (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001718/): Well, you said to keep him busy. He's busy holding his nuts.
Grace (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000210/): Oh, my God. Eddie, are you all right?
Eddie Bichon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000598/): No!
Grace (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000210/): Help me get him up.
Eddie Bichon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000598/): No! You stay the hell over there!
Emma Rae (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001718/): Don't worry. I wouldn't walk that far to help you up.
Grace (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000210/): My God, Emma Rae. What is the matter with you?
Emma Rae (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001718/): Consider it a blow for your dignity.
Grace (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000210/): What is dignified about kicking somebody in the balls?
Emma Rae (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001718/): Well, I feel better.

Sascha
04-27-2009, 11:15 PM
Felicia (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001602/): [to Tick and Bernadette] The only life I saw for the last million miles were the hypnotized bunnies. Most of them are now wedged in the tires.

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-27-2009, 11:26 PM
The Terminator. 1984

Kyle Reese (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000299/): The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero on him.
Sarah Connor (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000157/): Look... I am not stupid, you know. They cannot make things like that yet.
Kyle Reese (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000299/): Not yet. Not for about 40 years.
Sarah Connor (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000157/): Are you saying it's from the future?
Kyle Reese (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000299/): One possible future. From your point of view... I don't know tech stuff.
Sarah Connor (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000157/): Then you're saying you're from the future, too. Is that right?
Kyle Reese (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000299/): Right.
Sarah Connor (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000157/): Right.

kirksmithicus
04-27-2009, 11:39 PM
Hubbs: I'd kick his *** if it wasn't for his massive upper body strength.

Hubbs: Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a *****!

Hubbs: Every band puts out at least one ***** song so they can find out who the ******* are!

Dad: Where do you get your values? From that stinking heavy metal music you listen to day and night?
Joe: Yeah, that's it, man. It's all the music! You know everything is just fine until we just listen to a couple of heavy metal albums. Then we get all ****ed up!

Tack: What chick's gonna wanna go out with a crater face?
Joe: Your face will clear up some day man, and who knows, maybe you can meet a chick with an acne problem too. Then you two will have something in common.
Tack: I don't want no chick with zits, I want a fine chick!

Hubbs: Okay. How about we give you this entire bottle of the Schnappster, you tell us where the chicks are?
Tack: That **** makes me hork.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-27-2009, 11:47 PM
[the Terminator arrives naked and encounters some punks]
Punk Leader (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000200/): Nice night for a walk, eh?
The Terminator (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000216/): Nice night for a walk.
Punk (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0859921/): Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
The Terminator (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000216/): Nothing clean. Right.
Punk Leader (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000200/): Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
The Terminator (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000216/): Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Punk Leader (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000200/): Frack you, male donkey~Courtney Love's band! Cleaned up for FC.

Evilspike
04-28-2009, 09:08 AM
Motherf**ker ill kill you-Blade Trinity
GET TO THE CHOPPER-Predator
F**k me....F**k me sideways-Blade Trinity
Wheres the stones-The Fifth Element
There can be only one-Highlander
I ran out of bullets-Live Free or DieHard
I sick of these MF snakes on this MF Plane-Snakes on a Plane
One lucky son a *****-"Blue Harvest" Family guy

Panthro82
04-28-2009, 09:27 AM
lol that reminds me of another good line for Live Free Or Die Hard

"You just killed that plane with a car!"

Evilspike
04-28-2009, 09:30 AM
xD funny stuff funny stuff

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-28-2009, 09:55 AM
[At a gun store]
The Terminator (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000216/): The .45 Long Slide, with laser sighting.
Pawn Shop Clerk (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0588241/): These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
The Terminator (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000216/): Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range.
Pawn Shop Clerk (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0588241/): Hey, just what you see, pal.

cpljarhead
04-28-2009, 01:08 PM
here's one for you: "You want the truth! You can't handle the truth!"

jack nickolson in the courtroom scene of a few good men

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-28-2009, 01:12 PM
Caligula (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000532/): I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God.
Caligula (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000532/): Let them hate me, so long as they fear me.

Sascha
04-28-2009, 03:26 PM
Major Strasser (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0891998/): What is your nationality?
Rick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000007/): I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001647/): That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

Major Strasser (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0891998/): We have a complete dossier on you: Richard Blaine, American, age 37. Cannot return to his country. The reason is a little vague. We also know what you did in Paris, Mr. Blaine, and also we know why you left Paris.
[hands the dossier to Rick]
Major Strasser (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0891998/): Don't worry, we are not going to broadcast it.
Rick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000007/): [reading] Are my eyes really brown?

(and)

Captain Renault (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001647/): Well, Rick is the kind of man that... well, if I were a woman, and I were not around, I should be in love with Rick. But what a fool I am talking to a beautiful woman about another man.

Casablanca, one of the best films. Evar. ^_^

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-28-2009, 07:43 PM
Garry (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0595567/): I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FRACKING COUCH! -The Thing, 1982

Sascha
04-28-2009, 10:41 PM
Cosmo Brown (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0640307/): Talking pictures, that means I'm out of a job. At last I can start suffering and write that symphony.
R.F. Simpson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0593612/): You're not out of job, we're putting you in as head of our new music department.
Cosmo Brown (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0640307/): Oh, thanks, R.F.! At last I can stop suffering and write that symphony.

[filming a scene with a microphone hidden in a bush]
Rosco (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0288830/): Lina! We're missing every other word! You've got to talk into the mike!
Lina (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353405/): [pointing at the bush] Well, I can't make love to a bush!

[after filming a love scene]
Lina (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353405/): Oh Donny! You couldn't kiss me like that and not mean it just a teensy bit!
Don Lockwood (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000037/): Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula.
Lina (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353405/): You don't mean that.
Don Lockwood (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000037/): I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula.

<3<3 Singin' in the Rain

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-28-2009, 10:48 PM
MacReady (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000621/): [talking into tape recorder] Nobody... nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired... there's nothing more I can do, just wait... RJ MacReady, helicopter pilot, US outpost #31.
[turns off recorder] -The Thing, 1982.

kirksmithicus
04-28-2009, 11:43 PM
Bender: 101001110101010011101010

Leela: What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?
Fry: It was bound to be somewhere!

Bender: I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do.

[Hermes realizes that Zoidberg attached his head to his body backwards]
Hermes Conrad: You incompetent crab!
Zoidberg: I thought you were happy. Your tail is wagging.

Bender: Not so neutral now, are you, Sweden?

Professor Farnsworth: I'm sciencing as fast as I can!

Zapp Brannigan: We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children, which is why I'm forming a children's brigade.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-29-2009, 12:59 AM
Computer Voice (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000105/): [moves its chess piece] Checkmate. Checkmate.
[MacReady pours his drink into the computer tower, frying it]
MacReady (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000621/): Cheating bi-atch. -The Thing, 1982

GoddessGood
04-29-2009, 08:42 AM
Bender: 101001110101010011101010

Leela: What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?
Fry: It was bound to be somewhere!

Bender: I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do.

[Hermes realizes that Zoidberg attached his head to his body backwards]
Hermes Conrad: You incompetent crab!
Zoidberg: I thought you were happy. Your tail is wagging.

Bender: Not so neutral now, are you, Sweden?

Professor Farnsworth: I'm sciencing as fast as I can!

Zapp Brannigan: We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children, which is why I'm forming a children's brigade.
Also

Professor Farnsworth: Professor! Lava! Hot!

Oldgamer
04-29-2009, 09:57 AM
Quint (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001727/): [seeing Hooper's equipment] What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?
[examining the shark cage]
Quint (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001727/): Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000377/): Anti-Shark cage.
Quint (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001727/): Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001727/): Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
Quint (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001727/): Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-29-2009, 10:17 AM
[Discussing the ocean]
Scully (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0001800/): She'll make ya rich, or she'll feed ya to the fishes. If she wants you to dance, sonny boy, you've got to follow her lead.
Jack Chester (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0001006/): Didn't I read that on your bathroom wall?
Scully (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0001800/): Yes. And it's as true today as when I hung it there.

-Summer Rental, 1985

tesral
04-29-2009, 10:59 AM
Don Lockwood (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000037/): I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula.


:spider:

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-29-2009, 11:06 AM
[Bilbo has entered the Lonely Mountain, which once housed a kingdom of dwarves, but which is now Smaug's lair - Smaug is sleeping on a hill of gems and other riches, but wakes up when Bilbo reaches the heart of the mountain]
Smaug (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0095524/): Well, thief? I smell you, I feel your air - and I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself; there's plenty, AND to spare.
Bilbo Baggins (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0004730/): [who is invisible] Oh... thank you, Smaug the Magnificent! I did not come for wealth. I wish only to have a look at you, and see if you are truly as great as tales say; I did not believe them!
Smaug (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0095524/): [flattered] ... Do you now?
Bilbo Baggins (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0004730/): They fall utterly short of reality, King SMAUG Under the Mountain!
Smaug (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0095524/): Hmmm... You have nice manners for a thief - and a LIAR.

Panthro82
04-30-2009, 05:29 AM
HOW COULD I FORGET THESE TWO?!?!?! I only say them every single day....

Happy Gilmore: Whoa! Must be Burt Reynolds or something!

Wayne: Hey! We're in..........Delaware (Wayne's World)

Dytrrnikl
04-30-2009, 09:34 AM
Inigo Montoya: That word, you keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.
Wesley: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.

Wesley: R.O.U.S's? Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. (Just before a particularly large one tackles him)

Of course, with the Princess Bride there are too many lines too count.

Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you boy!!

Han Solo: My Princess!!! What a wonderful SMELL you've discovered!!

Gimli Gloinson: Nobody tosses a Dwarf!!
and... That still only counts as one!!

From the 1987 movie Monster Squad...
Kick him in the nards!! Kick him in the nards!!
It's the wolfman, he doesn't have nards!!!
KICK HIM IN THE NARDS!!!!
<kick> Woe...Wolfman's got nards.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
04-30-2009, 10:22 AM
Gandalf the Grey (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0001379/): This is a map of Lonely Mountain, given to be by your grandfather.
Thorin (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0175788/): What? Why wasn't it given to me, the rightful heir?
Gandalf the Grey (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0001379/): I have chosen my time to give it to you.
Bilbo Baggins (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0004730/): Oh, I do love maps! I have quite a collection of them.
Thorin (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0175788/): Bah! I remember the mountain well enough without this.
Gandalf the Grey (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0001379/): Indeed. And how do you intend to enter Smaug's chambers? Through the front gate? As a houseguest? You would be ashes before you took your seventh step.

tesral
04-30-2009, 11:06 AM
Of course, with the Princess Bride there are too many lines too count.

Hey how can you forget:

Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Wife: "Think they'll make it?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."

Sascha
04-30-2009, 12:11 PM
Or

Vizzini (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001728/): Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Katbutt
05-01-2009, 12:20 PM
"Only fools are positive."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"
-Batty Kota to Zak "Fern Gully"
"He's no longer Spider Pig; He's Harry Plopper."
-Homer Simpson
"They're all dead they just don't know it."
-Eric Draven "The Crow"
"You're a teacher?"
"Part Time"
-Mutt to Indie "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull"

Sascha
05-01-2009, 01:08 PM
Elvis (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0132257/): Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
JFK (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001115/): Hey, you're copying my best lines!
Elvis (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0132257/): Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let's take care of business.
JFK (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001115/): Just what are you getting at, Elvis?
Elvis (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0132257/): I think you know what I'm gettin' at Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy.
Bubba Ho-Tep

tesral
05-02-2009, 12:24 AM
"You're a teacher?"
"Part Time"
-Mutt to Indie "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull"

Yea that is the good one.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
05-02-2009, 12:26 AM
Commander John J. Adams (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000558/): Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.
Robby the Robot (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0730498/): I seldom use it myself, sir. It promotes rust.

-Forbidden Planet, 1956

tesral
05-02-2009, 01:23 AM
Commander John J. Adams (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0000558/): Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.
Robby the Robot (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0730498/): I seldom use it myself, sir. It promotes rust.

-Forbidden Planet, 1956

One of them new worlds, no women, no bars, and no pool halls. Nothing to do but throw rocks at tin cans and we have to bring our own tin cans. Forbidden Planet.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
05-02-2009, 02:09 AM
Yes, but wasn't he pleasantly mistaken, for there was a hottie on that planet, after all.

tesral
05-03-2009, 09:39 AM
Yes, but wasn't he pleasantly mistaken, for there was a hottie on that planet, after all.

It was the cook as I recall, he didn't get the girl, Leslie Nelson did.

gajenx
05-03-2009, 10:00 AM
From the LotR movie triology


Frodo: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000704/)It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.
Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.

Witch King: [taking Eowyn by the throat] You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.
[Merry stabs the Witch King from behind; the Witch King shrieks and falls to his knees. Eowyn rises and pulls off her helm, her hair falls down over her shoulder]
Eowyn: I am no man.
[she thrusts her sword into the Witch King's helm and twists; he shrieks and implodes]

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
05-03-2009, 10:36 AM
Mike (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0049853/): I know you're not going to believe this, but these things were here, right in the garage, and they were going to get me!
Jody (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0861332/): Aww, give me a break, would you?
Mike (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0049853/): They were jumping on the car and making these weird sounds!
Jody (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0861332/): You're sure it wasn't that retarded kid, Timmy, up the street?
Mike (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0049853/): No, it was the same thing that chased me last night!

Fantasm 1979

Sascha
05-03-2009, 01:06 PM
Marty McFly (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000150/): Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Dr. Emmett Brown (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000502/): Precisely.
Marty McFly (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000150/): Whoa, this is heavy.
Dr. Emmett Brown (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000502/): There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?
Back to the Future

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
05-03-2009, 01:14 PM
Lieutenant Charles Pizer (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0098733/): We'd be better off without you and Maximilian trying to knock heads.
V.I.N.CENT (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0001522/): I can handle that thing.
Lieutenant Charles Pizer (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0098733/): Well, far be it from you to admit there isn't anything you can't handle.
V.I.N.CENT (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0001522/): There are three basic types, Mr. Pizer: The Wills, the Won'ts, and the Can'ts. The Wills accomplish everything, the Won'ts oppose everything, and the Can'ts won't try anything.
Dan Holland (http://www.penandpapergames.com/name/nm0001233/): Well, do us all a favor, V.I.N.CENT, and try to be a Can't, especially where that monster is concerned. We need you, not another corkscrew.

-The Black Hole, 1979

Sascha
05-03-2009, 01:39 PM
Howl (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): [Quietly amused] Calcifer? You're being so obedient.
Calcifer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000345/): Not on purpose! She bullied me!
Howl (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Not just anybody can do that.

Howl's Moving Castle

GoddessGood
05-04-2009, 10:31 AM
Graverobber: Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
and
Graverobber: So why care for these petty obsessions? Your designer heart still beats with common blood.

From Repo! The Genetic Opera. Anthony Stewart Head was fantastic, and they found the perfect role for Paris Hilton.

Sascha
05-04-2009, 04:07 PM
[Tristan and Yvaine are imprisoned in the pirate ship]
Yvaine (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000132/): Tell me about Victoria, then.
Tristan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1214435/): Well, she... she... There's nothing more to tell you.
Yvaine (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000132/): The little I know about love is that it's unconditional. It's not something you can buy.
Tristan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1214435/): Hang on! This wasn't about me buying her love. This was a way for me to prove to her how I felt.
Yvaine (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000132/): Ah... And what's she doing to prove how she feels about you?
Tristan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1214435/): Well... Look, Yvaine, you'll understand when you meet her, all right? If we don't get murdered by pirates first.
Yvaine (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000132/): Mmm... Murdered by pirates. Heart torn out and eaten. Meet Victoria. I can't quite decide which sounds more fun...

Stardust

Webhead
05-07-2009, 01:09 AM
I've got so many more, but here's one of my faves from O Brother Where Art Thou?:

Pete: "You stole from my kin!"

Everett: "...who was fixin' to betray us!"

Pete: "You didn't know that at the time!"

Everett: "So I borrowed it 'till I did know!"

Pete: "That don't make no kinda sense!"

Everett: "It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart..."

Sascha
05-07-2009, 08:27 AM
Clouseau (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000634/): And... they were your fingerprints!
Benjamin Ballon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001695/): Well, why not? It's my house. I've often been in that closet.
Clouseau (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000634/): For what reason?
Benjamin Ballon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001695/): Last time was moths.
Clouseau (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000634/): "Meuths"?
Benjamin Ballon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001695/): [very clearly] Moths!
Clouseau (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000634/): Yes, "meuths."
Benjamin Ballon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001695/): Maria was complaining of "murths."
[frowns at himself]
Clouseau (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000634/): "Meurths"? Is that right, Maria, that - that you were complaining about these "meuths"?
Maria Gambrelli (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0813961/): Yes, I did complain about moths.
Clouseau (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000634/): Oh, you mean "meuths"!

A Shot in the Dark
(best in the Pink Panther series ;))

Smilin' Jack
05-07-2009, 08:39 AM
"Chics dig me because I rarely wear underwear."

"My name is Francis, but everybody calls me Psycho - anybody calls me Francis, I'll kill 'em."

Stripes

Webhead
05-07-2009, 09:56 PM
Two great ones from Serenity:

Jayne: "Captain's right. Can't be thinkin' on revenge if we're gonna get through this."

Zoe: "Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?"

Jayne: (looks nervously at the others and gives Zoe a desperate expression) "...I might..."

----------

Simon: "My one regret in all of this is never being with you."

Kaylee: "With me? You mean to say, as...sex?"

Simon: "I mean to say."

Kaylee: (tightly grips and readies her gun) "Hell with this! I'm gonna live!"

Sascha
05-07-2009, 10:03 PM
Nicole (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0891088/): You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off of you.
Buffy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001785/): Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.
Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

Webhead
05-07-2009, 10:15 PM
Gunn: "I can't believe you picked hockey! Don't you know, hockey is the "White"-est sport on Earth?"

Angel: "Yeah, but it's also played inside and mostly at night."

Gunn: "Good point."

gajenx
05-07-2009, 10:19 PM
you forgot some of the best Buffy quotes though:

[after getting his whole arm cut off]
Amilyn: You ruined my new jacket! Kill him A LOT!
--
Buffy: My secret weapon is PMS.
--
Buffy: I have something that the other girls didn't have.
Merrick: And what might that be, pray?
Buffy: My keen fashion sense!
Merrick: Oh, vampires of the world beware.
--
Lothos: [Buffy holds up a cross] This is your defense? Puh-lease. Your puny faith?
Buffy: No.
[the cross ignites in flames and she tosses the cap off a hairspray can]
Buffy: My keen fashion sense.
[she sprays the flames, shooting them at his face]

Sascha
05-07-2009, 10:43 PM
(it's too bad Amilyn didn't have more lines ... the best of his is his painfully extended death scene, but it's not text-friendly ^_^)

Bearfoot_Adam
05-08-2009, 07:32 PM
((only because it must))

My cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all but the next week he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into my cousin a week later at the mall buying another cat and I say to him "Jesus Walt! You know your just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off." And he says to me. "Brody, how the hell else am I going to get the gerbil out.".....My cousin was a weird guy.

tesral
05-08-2009, 10:30 PM
Yea total cat-ass-torphy.

chrisburnett87
12-09-2010, 12:57 AM
Hello friends,
My favorite movies are Resident Evil Afterlife and Saving Private Ryan.
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tesral
12-09-2010, 08:15 AM
"You came in that? You're braver than I thought." -- Leia.


What fascinates me is the number of memorable quotes that come out of some films. Casablanca for example. The film is loaded with quotes people keep[ quoting. "Here's looking at you kid.".

Sascha
12-09-2010, 12:05 PM
Captain Renault (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001647/): I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
Casablanca

tesral
12-09-2010, 05:26 PM
Here are your winnings sir.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
12-09-2010, 10:38 PM
In the absence of willpower, the most complete collection of virtues and talents is wholly worthless. --Aleister Crowley

arnoldchouhan
01-15-2011, 01:12 AM
I like comedy movie. MY favorite movie is Mr.bean Holiday.
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tesral
01-15-2011, 02:44 AM
I have a bad feeling about this. -- Several characters, Star Wars.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-15-2011, 09:45 AM
"We're gonna need a bigger boat." --The movie, Jaws.

tesral
01-15-2011, 01:23 PM
"There is always a bigger fish." -- Qui-Gon Jinn, the Phantom Plot.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-17-2011, 08:58 AM
"If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit." -Robert Brault, writer (b. 1938)

tesral
01-17-2011, 11:32 AM
Hmm someone else gets Word a Day.

"There is no secret ingredient" -- Po, Kung Fu Panda

I found Kung Fu Panda a sweet film. Defiantly deeper in character than it looked at face value.

Arch Lich Thoth-Amon
01-20-2011, 08:46 AM
There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that thought. -Pierre Bayle, philosopher and writer (1647-1706)

tesral
01-20-2011, 08:20 PM
Word a Day.

Age. Fac ut gaudeam -- Dirty Harry.

thomaspaul
02-11-2011, 12:03 AM
My favorite movie is Saving Private Ryan. It is war movie. I like war movie.
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tesral
02-11-2011, 12:47 AM
SQUIRREL! -- Several dogs, Up!

Sascha
02-11-2011, 05:21 AM
Max Bialystock (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0609216/): Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.
The Producers

Leo Bloom (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000111/): I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!
Max Bialystock (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001447/): [slaps him]
Leo Bloom (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000111/): I'm in pain! I'm in pain, and I'm wet, and I'm still hysterical!
The Producers

AKBrowncoat
03-23-2011, 06:40 PM
Well this is a quote from a book. "The call of Cthulhu" story and I thought it was pretty cool. It should be made into a modern flick!

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age".
-HP Lovecraft

thomastom682
08-22-2011, 02:56 AM
I have many movies. I like Hollywood movies. My favorite movie is Final Destination 5. I watched this movie in theater with my friends. This movie is very Horror.

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Malruhn
08-22-2011, 02:01 PM
From the best of Sci-Fi/Fantasy films - Heavy Metal

"I've got an angle" (Captain Stern)

(eyebrow arched in curiosity, anger, rage) (Tarna) *I had to quote her - as she was mute and spoke more eloquently than any of the other characters!
"Wow, 18 years of nothing, and now twice in one day!" (Den - as voiced by John Candy)
"You die, the girl dies, everybody dies." (Ard)

And from an assortment of other movies:
“We who have seen war, will never stop seeing it. In the silence of the night, we will always hear the screams.”
We Were Soldiers – Joseph Galloway (Barry Pepper)

"Shane. Shane. Come back!"
Shane - Joey Starrett

"No wire hangers - EVER"
Mommy Dearest - Joan Crawford

"Nobody puts 'Baby' in a corner."
Dirty Dancing - Johnny Castle

Mariajohn
09-14-2011, 02:26 AM
It's not my fault... Love this quote and used most in my real life :)

tesral
09-14-2011, 11:27 AM
It's not my fault... Love this quote and used most in my real life :)

Followed by "I have a bad feeling about this."